Ass Gasket

Muscles around your butthole.

I bent over, farted and blew an ass gasket!

by cushybushy March 13, 2015

Ass Gasket

An Ass Gasket is a device that is used to create a barrier between a truck stop shitter and the user's ass. They come in 2 flavors: micron thin paper that is impossible to sit on before it falls in to said shitter, and the handmade, double layer of shit paper placed on seat.

This truck stop is disgusting. I'd better lay down an industrial Ass Gasket so I don't get crabs.

by Jackieboy17 April 19, 2017

ass gasket

The paper gasket that hangs that is dispensed in some shit houses that goes between your ass and the toilet seat which keeps the nasty AIDS infested cumshots and trapeze jumping, period juice diving pussy crabs off your ass.

Donald Trump used an ass gasket to protect his ass when he sat down to take a dump because there was shit all over the toilet seat.

by Gabe Oyce July 13, 2018

Ass gasket

The disposable paper ring that goes on the toilet seat for sanitary purposes

You must use an ass gasket when someone pisses on the toilet seat to protect yourself from germs.

by Badapple187 July 12, 2022

assgasket

The disposable toilet-seat tissue which prevents your ass from touching the toilet seat upon defecation.

"damn, that shit is rancid! I need an assgasket!"

by Dylan March 13, 2004

assgasket

A peice of plastic or Toilet paper placed between your ass and a public or, very dirty toilet seat. Therefore when taking a shit you will make no contact with the contaminated crapper. Some establishments provide assgaskets for their guests.

Exscuse me waiter, I think I sharted or, I need to take a shit. Do you provide assgaskets in your restrooms?

by Kenny H September 28, 2006