Aspiring

Someone who is constantly making out as if they are going to achieve something.

Someone who forever gives the allusion they will become grand and better than everyone around them in order to be gazed at in awe without actually doing anything.

Araziel is always talking to her friends and family about how she is aspiring to become a great artist and will be highly regarded as an intellectual in the field. In reality, Araziel (real name Elizabeth) is a first year uni student who just smokes pot and takes selfies in her gym clothes. She has never in reality studied art for a second and knows nothing about it. Therefore Araziel is an 'aspiring artist' and 'ain't done shit!'

by Tucuman Munyo November 10, 2013

Aspiring Actress

A girl with no real job who thinks their looks will get them into Hollywood, as opposed to a "working actress" who has a day job and might do regional theater or small roles in film and TV, or commercials. Commonly seen on reality TV.

I'm an aspiring actress. No, I haven't gotten any work yet, but I've sent out my new headshots!

by FlowersBlackwing January 30, 2009

aspiring cop

Young white male incels who become domestic terrorists

Kyle Rittenhouse is an aspiring cop

by DongDungaree August 29, 2020

Aspirin date

Someone you meet off a dating site in the hope of getting over the one you really want to be with.

A "meet date" to distract yourself from the pain of a "shituationship" you're in that isn't going anywhere.

"I'm so tired of these aspirin dates going nowhere"
"These aspirin dates aren't enough to get me over Rick".

by Madchen April 22, 2019

Redneck aspirin

Literally just meth

Hey joe, you got some of that redneck aspirin?

by Screaming_Seagull July 11, 2019

Balancing the aspirin

Balancing an aspirin between your legs to keep a women's legs shut.

Person 1: "Wow Cheyenne hasn't been sleeping around lately"
Person 2: "yeah she's been balancing the aspirin"

by KrlAadd2013 May 25, 2016

Aspiritions

A band that gets so excited over making t-shirts that they forget to spell check properly before getting them printed...

Did you see that dumbass band Constellations? They got some serious aspiritions that they need to deal with.

by Pick Nerovic July 18, 2012