Wedgie Asker

A Wedgie Asker is someone that has their underwear exposed when they don't know and could really use a wedgie.

"My girlfriend is such a wedgie asker."

by taskbar December 21, 2005

Who asked?

I asked… it was me all along

Chad: Bro you weren’t helping me

Fortnite Kid: Who?

Chad: You!

Fortnite Kid: Asked?

Intelligent man: I asked.. If you were thinking Who Asked? It was me.

by • Intelligent Man • May 23, 2022

Nobody Asked

The most retarded comeback known to man. Almost never used in its proper context and is usually just used as a crutch phrase by people who think that reaction images are flawless arguments. 50% of the time it's used in situations where it has absolutely nothing to do with the aggressor. The other 50% of the time they are usually losing in an argument so they decide to play 'home sergeant' and use this to dictate whether someone's allowed to speak or not.
If you use this or have ever used this in the past please rethink your life choices.

Person 1: About that new reveal that just happened, does anyone here not like Byleth coming to Smash Ultimate either? We're getting close to more Fire Emblem characters than any other franchise in the game.
Person 2: I mean, on the other hand Byleth does have a pretty kick-ass moveset on her as well, so they're definitely going to be fun when they come out.
some retard: cAll me fRank beCaUse fRanklY nOboDy aSkEd..
Person 1+2: Shut the fuck up.

by Fruitsz February 11, 2020

askew

not in proper place, rolled up.

Ariella: did he feel you up?
Leah: well no not really, but my shirt was totes askew ;)

by cssswaglol January 3, 2012

Nobody asked guy

The guy who says "nobody asked" all the time and thinks it's either funny or making people want them more.
The nobody asked guy usually has no friends,no life and no humor

-Yo I just got splinter Cell
-Nobody asked u moron
- (in this case this person is a Nobody asked guy)

by YourLocalAlphaChad April 21, 2021

Amy askew

Amy askew is the most annoying teacher ever and thank god she is not teaching me this year.

Amy askew is an annoying teacher

Guy 1:”yo what do we have next period”

Guy 2: “English”

Guy 1: “I'm going to ditch i have miss askew she is annoying”

by Haha you don’t know me November 18, 2019

What asked

Something you say as a joke, mocking the terms "Who asked?" and "Who cares?"

Oh my god, dude, what asked!?

by JVATYT February 7, 2022