Male Astrology

A heteronormative belief system that categorizes men into a hierarchy that determines their societal status. The higher you are on the pyramid, the more masculine, confident, and "better with girls" you become. Men at the bottom of the pyramid are viewed as submissive to men at the top.

Male Astrology came about due to a faulty study on the behavior of wolves made in 1947, later proven to be based on a misunderstanding. It became popularized over time, and nowadays is commonplace within red-pilled internet circles and said to be "backed by science."

If you hear any person using the terms "alpha" "beta" "sigma" or "omega" to describe themselves or another person in a non-satirical way, keep your distance because they believe in Male Astrology.

Brian: "Bro, I might not be an alpha but I swear I'm like a sigma male bro."
Bryan: "What kinda Male Astrology bullshit have you been watching?"

Male Astrology by bigbrianedindividual August 17, 2021

astrology

A barbaric,, pseudo-scientific, personality model used to explain away a person's neuroticism by measuring the trajectory of big rocks in the sky.

Person 1: I like dogs because I'm a Libra!
Person 2: Astrology is fake.
Person 1: Astrology is not fake.
Person 2: You're an idiot.

astrology by cyberphonic January 15, 2011

Amieology 

A branch off from the study of awsome. Considered one of the most complex subjects around, containing bits of chemistry, awesome, biology, physics and mathematics.
The study of Amieology is divided into 5 Levels, each having its own content. These include:
Level 1- Basic Amieology.
Level 2- Study of the structure in Amieology.
Level 3- Study of the physical and mental aspects of Amieology.
Level 4- Study of the mating habits of amieology.
Level 5- Theoretical Amieology.

Theoretical Amieology contains things like "Amieology What Comes Next?" and "What If" situations.

Also, there is a species within Amieology, a branch off from humans exept better in every way.

Guy 1: DUDE! IM STUDYING I GOT INTO MY AMIEOLOGY COURSE!!
Guy 2: Holy Shit! Congrats! The ninja masters will be proud.

Amieology by Cayle November 5, 2008

Astrology

Astro (star) nomy (a specified area of knowledge) therefore astronomy is a branch of science studying space and celestial objects. And there is also Astro (star) ology (denotes a subject of study or interest) so what’s the difference between astrology and astronomy?

Quite simple really. Astrology is full of shit. It claims the position of the stars influence on your mood like ok Tiffany it doesn’t excuse you for being a bitch

Dumb bitch-omg watch out he is such a Virgo

Me- you mean a virgin?
Dumb bitch-noo astrology

Me- stfu

Astrology by Gay sex god💯💯😤😤 June 6, 2021

Assology 

The study of the ass proper. Most men are students of this discipline.

Assology is best studied in the summer having drinks on a patio in a high traffic zone.

Also see Assologist.

1. When I grow up I want to study assology.

2. Do you want to go to the pub and study assology?

Assology by gomaz July 20, 2005

Astrology

An idea that is irrational and not based on evidence commensurate with the extraordinary nature of the claim.

The belief that the cosmos operates in conjunction with the benalities of our love lives, interactions and career oppurtunites, etc.

Astrology is bogus...

Astrology by jazz4 November 14, 2011

Astrology

dumbassery, idiotery, stupidism

"oops just killed 557 people it's because I'm a saggy tits Darius"

"shut the hell up astrology is bull crap"

Astrology by toilet struggler September 11, 2021