Ashhole

Someone who blames airliners for delays due to natural disasters.

That ashhole freaked out at the clerk at the airport because his plane has been delayed by the volcano eruption.

by /<razy /<anuck April 19, 2010

Ashhole

A person who acts like an asshole because of them not having their nicotine fix.

Cashier: Jesus, that guy's such an ashhole. He flipped out just 'cause I handed him a soft pack instead of a hard pack.

by El Vato 91 December 2, 2009

ashbel

Generally keeps things locked up. Strong,masculine An Ashbel has a very charismatic character therefore drawing a lot of attention to him.Is a born leader,and a good one.Romantic and loves wholeheartedly and passionately.Tends to succumb to anger and jealousy easily.Ashbel will leave a lasting memory to those he speaks to.

"omg he looks like an Ashbel"

by Lily Macdermuf July 9, 2019

Asheley

A nice friendly person. Not afraid to speak her mind. Very funny, can make anyone laugh. Pretty, and can be a pervert sometimes. Easy going, doesn't like when people spend money on her. A very caring and a really good friend.

Me- She's really nice.
Friend- That's Asheley.
Me- Of course.

by her bestie friend person August 22, 2011

Ashelen

Ashelen is the name of a female, who may have some of the following traits: Stunningly beautiful, funny, intelligent, and artistic. Her soul is likely to be as beautiful as her name.

"That girl is stunning who is she?'
"She is an ashelen"

by sinfulsaint February 5, 2010

Ashely

Ashely is a wonderful female with a talent, brains, and beauty. She has a crazy sense of humor and an awesome body, like a goddess . She has popularity and everybody would like to go with her to prom- girl or boy. Friendly and cool, the perfect girlfriend you would want. A cute, pretty, gorgeous, funny, hot, sweet, romantic, smart, loyal and OH SO MUCH MORE.

She's so perfect that when you see her, people are treating her like a queen. Or a princess. She has a strong sense of justice and even animals and men are drawn to her.

A cool BFF, she'll help you and a extremely kind and compassionate person who is a great friend and cares about other people. A true friend who always makes you cheer up.
She's the kind of girl who still manages to find a way to smile, love life and music. The type of girl when she smiles like nothing happens and acts like she's fine, inside she's a wreck. She can withstand many things and never gives up.

Always positive, and works hard. Not a slut, and the type of girl that eats like a whale but never gains weight.

But watch out, she can beat you up if you mess with her or her friends. But she's a great singer.

But she has secrets like: She could beat you at Halo 4 when she's a beginner.
Applies to some people only.

Hey, your awesome. Like an Ashely. -Luka
OMG, I'm not that nice!! - In head- ( OMG OMG OMG OMG! My crush said I'm an Ashely! That's SOO nice) - Lily

Dude! That girl is an Ashely!
Look! Dayummm.

by Ms. Alyssa Eliza Slanyert March 28, 2013

asshelmet

absurd variation of the infinite number of "ass+noun/verb" formulaic constructions commonly found on message forums: assmuppet, assnog, asswipe, assgoblin, etc.

Later taken as a mantra by the Taleban Thread Krew of FuckedCompany.com.

May be ordered from a "hatmonger".

do0D ~ you're a total asshelmet!

by zem January 11, 2005