Fort Ashby Funnel Cake 

When you feel a grumble in your guts and you try to get your undies down in time with no luck and your warm diarrhea gets squirted through the cloth like fresh batter through a funnel screen at the county fair.

Joe: When Carolus was driving back from Cumberland to go to a DMV appointment he felt severe intestinal disturbance and pulled off the side of the road. Unfortunately he didn’t get his drawers down in time and made a huge Fort Ashby Funnel cake along side highway 15 by the museum.
Drago: Dang that sucks. He ruined those undies for sure

Fort Ashby Funnel Cake by Esterlino Dorado January 5, 2022

Alan Ashby 

He's the guitarist of Of Mice & Men and a stray ginger kitten.

A friend: Look! I found a stray ginger kitten!
Me: Let's name it Alan Ashby!

Alan Ashby by alanashbystraygingerkitten November 25, 2018

mr.ashby

a guy who yells at people and has nun better to do than talk bout Duquan

Sam:y’all I hate Mr.Ashby
Everyone:we all do

mr.ashby by Dinolover99 December 6, 2019

austin ashby 

A dumb ass nigga who thinks he knows everything about hunting and wilderness skills

Man don't pull an Austin Ashby

austin ashby by Ragbag December 10, 2013

Turner Ashby High School 

This is a school full of wannabe e girl thots, slutty cheerleaders, and neckbeards who think gaming should be counted as a sport. Nicknamed Trashby Ashby because all of our sports teams are trash if you thought the football games were disapointing wait until you here the bloodcurdling screeches that is the marching band.

Wanna experience hell without dying? Go to Turner Ashby High School.

Turner Ashby High School by Thebaguettefaguette April 15, 2019

Fort Ashby 

town A small , very small, very boring, town in West Virginia.

You live in Fort Ashby, West Virginia? Wow that sucks.

Fort Ashby by yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah2013 January 24, 2012

Dirty Ashby 

A Dirty Ashby is when one absolutely sucks balls. Used to describe literally the slowest, worst at arm wrestling funny looking eyebrows person you have ever met.

Drats it’s Dirty Ashby

Dirty Ashby by Dudleyracer September 2, 2020