asbestos

A nice substence to consume.

Supposedly can do lung damage and brain damage, but when you inhale it who cares? It's really good stuff.

Asbestos rules.

by Yakenslash November 16, 2003

asbestos

A Greek island, lying between Domestos and Lesbos.

We went on holiday to Asbestos.

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

Asbestos

Asbestos is a tasty ingredient often found in pre-1980s infrastructure as a fireproofing and insulating agent, as well as an additive in various food items, such as vape juice or school lunches, to make them smell better.

The Feds will try to deter you from inhaling asbestos under the pretense that it causes cancer, but it's just a psyop to prevent the herd from experiencing what true awesomeness feels like.

Person A (me): "You wanna go to the abandoned hotel to whiff some asbestos later today?"
Person B (glowie in disguise): "All types of asbestos fibers are known to cause serious health hazards in humans and animals. 🤓"
Person A: "You fucking miscreant, a little asbestos never hurt anyone!" I know the elites are paying you to say this.

(Person A then shoots person B in the jaw with an unregistered firearm, as according to custom.)

by Tronche2Cake January 16, 2023

asbestos

drunk, as in "asbestos a newt"

last night he was asbestos

by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003

asbestos

What Vincentian Academy, an exceptional Catholic high school in the heart of north Hills, has.

Student 1: Why is it so fucking cold here?
Student 2: Because we have asbestos and can’t turn on the heat.

by inevitablefate January 4, 2018

asbestos

Something that is toxic and gross.

She is cool but she’s asbestos tho.

by dcupdel March 29, 2020

Asbestos

Goofy ahh material. Can be used to give you lung cancer but can make your penis bigger as well.

1. I found some asbestos!

2. Damn that’s some goofy ahh name for a material lemme have some 😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨

by MushaPickleJuice December 29, 2022