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Artisan Greens 

The term "Artisan Greens" has lately been showing up on restaurant and pub menus. e.g. "Artisan Green Salad" or as an ingredient "artisan greens, pumpkin seeds..." or in place of the word salad simply "Artisan Greens". The word is primarily used as an embellishment for the word "salad" by the restaurant industry. At some point in time, the price charged for salads could no longer be justified and the industry came up with "Artisan Greens". So now , for example, "Artisan Greens" is used to convince consumers that they are getting an artistic and gourmet specialty dish prepared by a master chef that is worth the exorbitant price charged. Also, the price charged for "Artisan Greens" is often written simply as a number without the dollar sign and without zeros. e.g. "Artisan Greens - 12". This further convinces people of the gourmet and artistic nature of the dish and obscures the actual price.
Patron: " Do you have a side salad I can order?"
Waitress: "I have Artisan Greens that you can order as a side dish for 12"
Artisan Greens by Jazzcat60 October 18, 2018

Social Artisan 

A person who actively discusses socio-cultural issues and offers their own ideas for the betterment of the society; one who practises the art of criticising and shaping society
The world of art is full of social artisans, as every artist has had to grapple with societal issues at one point in their lives.
Social Artisan by Social Artisan October 5, 2018
An artisit is a person that is half artistic and half autistic and consistently misspells the word artist.
Hey have you seen that comedian he's a real artisit when he's on stage.
Artisit by Johnsonjj September 25, 2010
Noun:(arr-tih-sen) Latin: A full practicer in the arts. Well respected and renouned for mastery of skills in all forms of artistry.
Noob 1: I need to find an artisan. Who is an artisan?

Guitarist: YOU NOOB! DAVE MUSTAINE!!!
Artisan by Baylor May 31, 2006

Artisanal 

A niche form of anal sex, commonly practiced by artists.

Originating from a portmanteau of the words artist and anal.
I've been having great artisanal sex ever since I met that sculptor.
Artisanal by MadRich August 24, 2016
An artista is a very spunky, quirky creative female artist, who is deemed a title like artista due to her amount of spunkiness she lives and relates to life with. Artista's are marked by being outstandingly quirky, humorous, wild, and free, and have unusual amounts of joy in their lives, perspectives and ideas.
"I am an artista!" The wild-haired forty year old neighborhood cat lady squealed as she gripped the handle bars and rode off on her multicolored personalized tricycle.
Artista by MissEloquentArtista April 10, 2010