Artemis Fowl 

THE BEST BOOKS EVA!

Books:
Artemis Fowl
Artemis Fowl: The Artic Incedent
Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code
Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception
Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony

Main Characters:
Artemis Fowl II, 12 yr old Supergenius(Rich)
Captain Holly Short, 1st LEPRecon female officer
Commander Julius Root, AKA, Beetroot
Domovoi Butler, Artemis's bodyguard
Briar Cudgeon, Prick
Foaly, LEP techy... AKA, AWESOME!
Minerva Paradizo, a dudet as smart as Artemis Fowl himself
Jon Spiro, a man who stole the C-Cube(Read Eternity Code)
Opal Koboi, Genius(not as smart as either Artemis nor Foaly) who tries to take over the world... And LOVEs Truffles

Other Characters:
Juliet Butler, Domovoi's younger sis
Captian Trouble(legelly changed) Kelp
Corporal Grub Kelp, Trouble's annoying little bro
Doctor Jerbal Argon, Docter who "made" the first book(read prolog(sp?))
Chix Verbil, Self-loving Sprite, who thinks he's "God's green gift to females"
Arno Blunt, the guy who actually SHOT Butler
Mulch Diggums, Dwarf theif
Artemis Fowl I, Artemis the Second's father
Angeline Fowl, Artemis's ma
And more I can't think of at the top of my head

Other:
Fishion Chips
Phonetix
Koboi Labs
LEP
LEPRecon
Section 8
Fairies
Sprites
Dwarves
Humans
Human-gaint(Butler)
Uh... And I'm getting bored :/

Artemis Fowl is the BEST!

Artemis Fowl by Think I'm gunna tell the likes of YOU? October 2, 2006

Artemis 

Greek goddess of the hunt. She was protector of all wild things, all creature young(including humans), and has some part in childbirth(she helped her mother, Leto, deliver her twin brother Apollo). She was a virgin goddess, and required all her female followers to be the same. She WAS NOT the goddess of the moon. This mistaken idea is caused by her identification with the Roman goddess Diana. The Greek goddess of the moon was Selene.

Artemis cared not for love or romance, but only the chase.

Artemis by geinman June 14, 2013

Artemis Syndrome

Benign Artemis Syndrome: An mild occurrence in the first few months of being in the Artemis Faculty, where slight disappointment and resentment are present as common symptoms and the subject retains much of his "eyesight". Complete recovery possible by lucking into a "plentiful" CCA.

Malignant Artemis Syndrome: Subject experiences regret and envy, this stage is indicated by a markedly quick rate of deterioration in "eyesight". Sociologists recommend social rehabilitation, preferably in other countries of ample opportunity, sustenance through "porno mags" is inadvisable and may result in worsening emotions at the trade-off of keeping "eyesight" healthy.

Final Stage Artemis Syndrome: Subject accepts the "Artemis Faculty" and embraces what may become his death. Others may take the easy way out and commit suicide. There is no known cure for Final Stage AS.

Hey man, I heard Jim went to Sweden to pursue his studies, lucky bastard eh ? I heard the chicks there are really hot !

No way dude! he was diagnosed with Malignant Artemis Syndrome and is going there for emergency treatment !!

Artemis Syndrome by theArtemician September 4, 2010

Artemis 

one who is destined to be a great tree in their next rebirth.

"yo dat whodi be a Artemis, shes gonna be a dam tree after she dies"

Artemis by Big Thug Dug January 26, 2009

Artemis Fowl 

The title character of a book series by Eion Colfer, this criminal mastermind teenager, remarkably like myself, with the exception of, he always does good in the end- I don't. Your money will be mine someday.

You wish I was Artemis Fowl, because then I might be merciful upon you.

Artemis Fowl by eviloverlord62 March 23, 2009

artemis crock

Character from the popular show Young Justice. An archer and very fit lady. Do not fuck with her.

Damn, we need an Artemis Crock Muscle Apreciation day.

artemis crock by Gay or european? November 26, 2017

Artemis 

A stunning girl who has ginger hair and green eyes. When she walks past boys they want her. They fight over her and would kill to have her. She has an amazing body and long curly hair. Anyone would LOVE to be called Artemis.

Artemis

Artemis by qwertyuiopsdfghjkzxcvbn June 22, 2011