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Acquisition 4 

An adjective used in reference to the 4 fake files that are always options when you try to download a title in Acquisition. One is a _______.mpg, one is a _______.zip, one is a ______.mpg, and one is a "_(the term you tried to download)_ girl has a shaking orgasm.mpg (Quicktime)". Even if the file you are looking for is not there, the Acquisition 4 becomes a downloadable option that will not be what you were looking for at all when you go to play them.
"I almost fell for his Acquisition 4 dick size."

"i missed a class and Acquisition 4ed an excuse."
Acquisition 4 by angieledbetter January 20, 2009

Alternative Acquisition 

Employing non-traditional means of possession. Including but not limited to, theft, extortion and ground scores.
"Honey I think our son is involved in a stereo-theft ring"

"Nonsense dear, Billy explained that he got all this fancy stuff through Alternative Acquisition."

curbside acquisition 

Formerly known as "trash picking." Used to indicate you've gone through someone else's trash to decorate your own home.
"Early Saturday morning is a perfect time for curbside acquisition."

acquisition 

I just got the entire first season of Trailer Park Boys off Acquisition!
acquisition by calvin April 18, 2005
One who argues for the sake of arguing or to gain something from said argument.
"Why do you have to fight me on everything, Bill?"
"I donno, Kyle."
"You sure can be an arguist sometimes!"
arguist by Jacob De September 12, 2007

Aquisish 

I want to aquisish Pleo
Aquisish by FrederikRiis June 28, 2021