Aristotle Student 

A Special Software that enables Teachers to put fear into every one of their students using a computer by being able to spy on them and watch whatever they are doing. Great for giving your Students Paranoia when they use a computer in our classroom.

Student: Can you please stop using Aristotle Student, it's giving me anxiety whenever i enter your classroom
Teacher: *lists 25 bullshit reasons why they need to spy on them*

Aristotle Student by Pmchad February 5, 2022

Aristotle

Stand up cool, intelligent guy, logical at all times

Wow, that guy is totally Aristotle.

Aristotle by ZenaSh November 15, 2018

aristote 

Most Aristotes tend to make you feel extremely loved, treasured and special - however only until he gets what he wants with you. (sex) Aristotes usually have massive cocks. Aristotes are strong and not someone to fuck around with. Don't get too attached to him, he will break your heart.

Girl: Aristote makes me feel special.

Girl2: he only wants p*ssy, remember that.

aristote by Experiance with Aristotes February 21, 2014

Aristotle

Very reliable and they never complain no matter how much you vent, Excellent minecraft buddy, Expect a ton of cat memes

“Dhdhdhdhdss” Quote by: Aristotle

Aristotle by anonymous May 15, 2022

Aristotle

An Aristotle is a guy who loves chess, frisbees, and the song “It’s Bedtime.” They tend to have long hair but they never really know how to style it so it’s always messy. They’re cocky and usually think they’re the best outa the pack. When it’s cold outside they never wear a sweatshirt as they think they’re better than everyone else. Sometimes an Aristotle will ask you if you want something, but will then say “it doesn’t matter i wasn’t gonna give you it anyway” or “oh well I don’t have it.”

N/A: “I just saw and Aristotle not wearing a jacket.”

Aristotle by someonerandon February 23, 2023

going aristotle 

"to go aristotle" (v.): Feeling compelled to obsessively categorize everything & everyone a person encounters to make sense of the world.

"Not that I'm going aristotle, but I'm more into ambient post-shoegaze benzo metal, not hardcore proto-country hip-hop so much."

going aristotle by saintlennybruce August 17, 2014

aristotle

A Greek philosopher.

Aristotle was a jackass. I'm going to invent a time-machine and spank him.

aristotle by JAJop December 28, 2005