A statement made by a victim waking up during an event of being teabagged, with the actor's balls on the victim's eyes.
May also logically extent to breasts.
May also logically extent to breasts.
Tim sleeps. Bruce teabags Tim.
Tim (waking up to balls covering his eyes): Hey, these aren't my glasses.
Bruce: Yes, they are.
Tim: Oh. Then I'll have to talk to my eye prescriptionist about this. I can't see anything through them.
Tim (waking up to balls covering his eyes): Hey, these aren't my glasses.
Bruce: Yes, they are.
Tim: Oh. Then I'll have to talk to my eye prescriptionist about this. I can't see anything through them.
by Moogle Earth January 24, 2013
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‘Yo dude- those aren’t green’
‘Huh?’
‘It’s 2020- green leaves aren’t always green bro’
‘Yo dude- those aren’t green’
‘Huh?’
‘It’s 2020- green leaves aren’t always green bro’
by elchieforever October 9, 2020
Get the Green leaves aren’t always green mug.1. Exclamation uttered upon realisation that these are not, in fact, your trousers. Once uttered famously by a young medic.
2. Generic exclamation after doing something stupid.
2. Generic exclamation after doing something stupid.
by G&S July 20, 2008
Get the Guys! These Aren't My Trousers! mug.The disarming response to the such questions as, "what are you doing?", "what are you talking about?, and "what is your problem?", substituting some words in your response to fit the question. It is a more polite way to tell that guy in english to fuck off. In order to be used correctly, you must say it the moment the question you are being asked ends. Usually starting with who, what, when, where, why or how, containing one of the contractions hasn't, aren't, won't, shouldn't, or wasn't, and containing a verb. Using it is an automatic +20 pts.
1) - U.S.A.: "who else have you bombed, afghanistan?"
- Afghanistan: "who haven't i bombed?"
2) -Jim: "God dammit, who here else has fucked my girlfriend?"
-Dan: "Honestly Jim, who hasn't fucked your girlfriend?
3)-Man 1: "What are you doing?"
-Man 2, interjecting: "I think the correct question would be what aren't i doing?
- Afghanistan: "who haven't i bombed?"
2) -Jim: "God dammit, who here else has fucked my girlfriend?"
-Dan: "Honestly Jim, who hasn't fucked your girlfriend?
3)-Man 1: "What are you doing?"
-Man 2, interjecting: "I think the correct question would be what aren't i doing?
by Mr. Yell-O March 2, 2010
Get the What Aren't I Doing? mug.A sarcastic phrase used to inform someone they are pursuing the wrong course of thought/action or barking up the wrong tree.
Comes from Obi-Wan Kenobi's use of an old Jedi mind trick on Stormtroopers in Star Wars Episode IV in order to help them avoid Imperial entanglements.
Comes from Obi-Wan Kenobi's use of an old Jedi mind trick on Stormtroopers in Star Wars Episode IV in order to help them avoid Imperial entanglements.
Homeboy: "Man, why can't I get in da club tonight, yo?!"
Bouncer: "Holmes, these aren't the droids you're looking for wit'cha pants on da ground. You gon' have to hang elsewhere tonight with that attire."
Bouncer: "Holmes, these aren't the droids you're looking for wit'cha pants on da ground. You gon' have to hang elsewhere tonight with that attire."
by dookeyboy January 21, 2011
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This is Peridot's definition of a shirt (they are actually shorts tho) to which Garnet replies, "Nice shorts..." Peridot is quite new to Earth so she doesn't know what a pair of shorts are.
green space dorito: imagine... appearance modifiers that aren't melded to your body!
two lesbians that mould into one lesbian: nice shorts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
two lesbians that mould into one lesbian: nice shorts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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