arachnion

A person who thinks he is cool but most defenitly is not, because for one he hangs christmas decorations on his bike. He always starts to cry when you laugh with him and he get's punched when he laughs at someone else.
Also thinks he some evil demon ruler but in real life he is a small fat kid with stupid glasses and thinks he is the 1337357 person alive.

Arachnion: Hahahahahahahaha
someone : what are you laughing at? *Punches arachnion*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!
arachnion: *cries* hey you can't hit me i am the 1337357 person alive, i have a super old version of linux and I will hack your computer. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
someone : oh shut up. *Punches arachnion again* HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHA

by one_of_Alibabas_40_thieves January 7, 2005

arachnirona

When a pandemic happens and you're put in lockdown for a long period of time driving you crazy enough to eat Arachnids

The man has caught Arachnirona from being house bound for more than 2 weeks

by Psychobunny89 April 19, 2020

arachnophilia

The super weird attraction for spiders; the opposite of arachnophobia. These type of people probably watch Charlotte's Web a lot. Or maybe not. I am pretty sure she dies in the end. That would be horrible for spider-lovers.

He stared deep into the spider's many eyes. His arachnophilia had possessed him once more, and he longed for the spider to come and crawl up his arm.

by spooky-skelepuns May 25, 2016

Aracnaphobia

Aracnaphobia is a bad fear of spiders

Yo, bro I totally freaked out when I saw this spider. I have such bad aracnaphobia.

by follow @Memeymemies on insta February 24, 2019

Arahna bite

King pg3d’s go to sniper thats most effective with level x mods

You can not beat me in forts i just let you win aye
Arahna bite

by ice127_ January 4, 2021

arachnafuck

When you have sexual intercourse with a spider.

-So was it a brown recluse you arachnafucked, or a black widow?
-Neither, you smug asshole. It was a wolf spider.

by Bryan "Locomotive" Freitas July 6, 2008

Arachnosexual

Arachnosexuals are a group of people who are sexually attracted to spiders. They are sometimes referred to as "spider fuckers". Most arachnosexuals are very proud of their sexuality, doing whatever it takes to let others know that they fuck spiders.

I came out of the closet as Arachnosexual

by FuckoSupremo September 13, 2020