Apple fanboys are kids who only buy apple products because they want to follow the herd like mindless sheeple rather than analysing the quality of the phone. They just go by the popularity of the product.
by UltimateDoge May 14, 2022
A person that believes that iPhones are superior in any way compared to an Android, thinks an Android is a phone, doesn't know what benchmarks are or benchmarking programs eg. Geekbench, 3D mark. When asked what type of storage they will say 32 gb, 64 gb, or 128 gb instead of saying flash, m.2, nvme, or sata. Will fall for any gimicks "special features" that their products have (3d touch) will also follow them no matter what, swear that they are the best, are innovative, and say that Android's suck or are inferior without even trying them.
Andrew: Yo Jett what type of storage does the iPhone use?
Jett (apple fanboy): It uses 32 gb, 64gb, or 128 gb
Andrew: No you autistic fuck I was talking about m.2 or flash or nvme.
Jett (apple fanboy): What is flash?
Andrew: You are actually retarded
Jett (apple fanboy): It uses 32 gb, 64gb, or 128 gb
Andrew: No you autistic fuck I was talking about m.2 or flash or nvme.
Jett (apple fanboy): What is flash?
Andrew: You are actually retarded
by Apple_Enthusiast October 03, 2017
IT Guy: "I love my PC, Apple sucks"
Apple Fanboy: "Actually, Apple was the first company to sell a personal computer, and first to implement a graphical user interface and a mouse."
IT Guy: "Check out my PDA"
Apple Fan: "yea Apple was the first to sell a PDA"
IT Guy: "Check out my brown Zune"
Apple Fan: "Yea thats the Microsoft version of the iPod, its terrible, and exists only to take a chunk of the massive market apple created"
IT Guy: "Check out my Driod"
Apple Fan: "Yea, thats Motorola's version of the iPhone, notice how it looks and functions almost exactly the same as the iPhone from 3 years ago"
IT Guy: "Check out Windows Vista - its got quick search and gadgets"
Apple Fan: "Yea OSX has had that for a while"
IT Guy: "Check out Windows 7, its primary selling point is that it works"
Apple Fan: "Yea, OSX has always worked, mostly because they dont use a glitchy and bugged OS to serve as a selling point for another bugged and glitchy OS"
IT Guy: "Check out Internet Explorer"
Apple Fan: "IE is the worst browser on the market, and serves as a major hindrance for web developers"
IT Guy: "Check out my XBOX 360"
Apple Fan: "Dont those have a reported 50% failure rate."
IT Guy: "Crap, i have to go, someones windows computer is broken, BTW you're a fanboy"
Apple Fanboy: "Actually, Apple was the first company to sell a personal computer, and first to implement a graphical user interface and a mouse."
IT Guy: "Check out my PDA"
Apple Fan: "yea Apple was the first to sell a PDA"
IT Guy: "Check out my brown Zune"
Apple Fan: "Yea thats the Microsoft version of the iPod, its terrible, and exists only to take a chunk of the massive market apple created"
IT Guy: "Check out my Driod"
Apple Fan: "Yea, thats Motorola's version of the iPhone, notice how it looks and functions almost exactly the same as the iPhone from 3 years ago"
IT Guy: "Check out Windows Vista - its got quick search and gadgets"
Apple Fan: "Yea OSX has had that for a while"
IT Guy: "Check out Windows 7, its primary selling point is that it works"
Apple Fan: "Yea, OSX has always worked, mostly because they dont use a glitchy and bugged OS to serve as a selling point for another bugged and glitchy OS"
IT Guy: "Check out Internet Explorer"
Apple Fan: "IE is the worst browser on the market, and serves as a major hindrance for web developers"
IT Guy: "Check out my XBOX 360"
Apple Fan: "Dont those have a reported 50% failure rate."
IT Guy: "Crap, i have to go, someones windows computer is broken, BTW you're a fanboy"
by GTR42445 September 03, 2010
by JoeyTheMan, Number 3 June 26, 2019