Apple pie

When you are having a threesome and there's a guy probing the female in front of him while being probed himself by another guy behind him

That threesome that was blowing up on PornHub had an apple pie

by Vaptain March 18, 2015

Apple pie

Fuck u look up applepie for bitch

Apple pie is food

by Max wiser July 19, 2017

Apple pie

Code name for man whore. Often used in online pictures as a comment when a somewhat attractive male posts a selfie that is revealing.

Dave: Hanging, without a shirt ;) # swag
Brittney: apple pie

by dankishinky_ September 25, 2013

apple pie

The shiz nit. It's the food of all foods. If you don't like it shut the **** up. It's quality.

I ate some damn good apple pie

by Andrew April 4, 2003

apple pie

1) adj. A bunch of crap; foolishness.

2) n. A person who is full of it, or has no clue as to what they are talking about.

Person 1 - "What's this lecture about?"
Person 2 - *shrugs* "I dunno, sounds like a bunch of apple pie to me..."

by rZsquared March 1, 2011

apple pie

when someone is overly hot and sexy..everyone wants a piece of there apple pie.

I know you want my apple pie.

by hannah March 29, 2004

apple pie

The accumulation built up around a the base of a necrophiliac's penis. While this can happen when one is simply a dirty person it is most often attributed to those who engage in a necro-orgy after being in the stage of "fuck drunkenness".

Example 1 -

Necrophiliac 1: Bobby, I have been at this for far too long. We've fucked so many bodies I've got to clean up my apple pie before I get home or the wife is going to kill me. Then fuck me.
Necrophiliac 2: *vomits*

Example 2 -

Necrophiliac 1: Bobby, ya gotta clean up every once in awhile. It's been months and your apple pie is 4 inches tall now.
Necrophiliac 2: I like the way that it smells after a few weeks.

Necrophiliac 1: *vomits*

by Mr. Potatoes [Real] December 29, 2016