fruit cup apology

when someone has frequent and unjustified angry outburst but upon the realization they have no friends left they hand out fruit cups instead of apologies this is done because they don't believe they have done anything wrong but they still need people on their side

Janice acted like a crazy bitch yesterday and thinks this fruit cup will make up for it.. I'll accept the fruit cup apology just because the drama otherwise would be exhausting

by crazyasian March 18, 2015

Naked Apology

1. so sincere that when you offer someone a naked apology you are telling them that there's no way you are lieing because the apology strips you of everything that you are.

2. To give an apology whilst being naked.

1.
Kevin: I am sorry for running you over with my car, I offer to you my naked apology so you will forgive me.

Kim: I can do nothing but accept

2.
Brad: Here I am, naked, while apologizing to you.

by Regina Wilson August 5, 2007

Aphrodite

Aphrodite a Greek name belonged to the beautiful Goddess of love and fertility. A woman of uncontrollable desire.
No words could describe how Aphrodite looks like nude. Her angelic flawless beauty captivates you as she lures you into her web of sexual fantasy which occurs mainly in her domain the boudoir. She's attracted to creative men and engages with them as their inspirer. Aphrodite admires tall, dark masculine men who serenade her with their amazing musical talents. Aphrodite is never a victim of a mans unwanted passion for her, the desires were mutual. No man can resist the Goddess of love and sexuality. Younger men are the most vulnerable and she uses her maturity to teach and guide them into her passion. Her knowledge is astonishing when it comes to love and sexual practices leaving her men
wanting more and more. Spending time with her is priceless and Aphrodite will always make you feel like a God. A very tranquil and composed woman always arousing every living cell in your body. Her beauty is immortal and I would love to sleep with her forever holding her in my arms. I must mention she has a few flaws that can be overlooked, she she likes to drink milk straight from the carton first thing in the morning, she's addicted to salted nuts, she drinks coconut water all day long, she washes her hair with coconut water. She has OCD where hygiene is concerned and refuses to make love to men when they've eaten garlic, onion or curry.

Aphrodite and Venus are best friends, they're inseparable

by Goddess/Sorceress August 14, 2017

pubic apology

The verbal regret a woman makes for having pubic hair, and for you having discovered it.

Bob- "Lets get these pants down."
Random- "Im so sorry, I dont like to completely shave"
Bob- "No need for a pubic apology, I hate snubble irritation

by woodchipper June 23, 2008

apocolash

An event involving a lash on an epic or catastrophic scale.

Ani: Mate, what are your plans for New Years?

Haider: Apocolash2013.

by MOI Inc. September 10, 2012

apology bukkake

When multiple women, usually "ex-girlfriends" engage in oral sex with a man who needs emotional recognition, typically apologetic, to stimulate an orgasm.

Matt Engelbertson's porn preference is apology bukkake

by Apology May 8, 2018

apologin

actually means apologizing but it was too long and didn't flow so kanye made it shorter, therefore changing it to apologin' so it would sound better.

don't everr fix your lips like collagen,
then say somethin' where you gon' end up apologin'

MANN YOU BETTER BE APOLOGIN' SOOON!
or ima KICK YOUR ASS :<

by Teeeeeetee March 20, 2008