Apollo 11

The biggest lie in history of human kind.

USA: Hey Russia! Did you know? I just sent men to the moon in the Apollo 11.

USSR: Bullshit, you are afraid of our superiority, so you had to come up with a stupid lie. We sent a dog many years ago, your space technology sucks.

by Wizho January 5, 2010

Apollo 13

Moments before an accidental Moon landing you fart releasing unexpected gases that change your original trajectory. Upon new trajectory you notice how close you were to a moon landing and jury-rig things out of your gym bag to get yourself out of the situation as fast as possible.

I was bending over in the locker room but I farted and stood back up. When I stood up I noticed the guy behind me had his Charlie Browns all in my face. So I grabbed my water bottle and a sock out of my gym bag and walked to the sink like I was fucking Macgyver and pulled an Apollo 13.

by WisconsinBenjamin February 24, 2012

apollo 13

Houston, we have a PROBLEM!!! When the condom breaks during intercourse between a man and a woman.

Aw shit baby, i just pulled an apollo 13!

by WalterCronkiteSpecial May 5, 2010

Apollo 13

A variation on Space Docking, Apollo 13 involves tilting a woman back on her shoulders after defecating in her vagina, causing her to expel the fecal matter out of her vagina onto her own face (if into her own mouth, see Apollo 11). The original defecator is then required to state, "Houston, we have a problem."

That girl was so nasty, she let me Apollo 13 her ass and then just fell asleep.

by Bobby Business August 7, 2011

Apollo 13

Is the act of one man shitting into another mans asshole

George Bush like to Apollo 13 Osama Bin Laden, when they have sex.

by Depot D-Bag April 13, 2008

Apollo 11

This only applies to one person on this planet. The mission: Apollo 11 takes place with bottle rockets. When joho was little kid, he would make space ships out of water bottles and paint them to make them look like space ships. Over the years he upgraded from water bottle to gatorade to finally 2 gallon milk jug. This experiment was to send his astronauts to the moon hoping to find new life form. His first test was on his own bruther, edward. But he soon found out, edward had no moon. So the tests were invalid. Now he hopes to send his astronauts to Pam's moon in hopes of finding new life form. After many years of repeated tests, he is hoping for the neil armstrong astronaut to come out. If he isn't careful though, he might end up in Mars or worse, Mercury. He has calculated everything out, and the best idea would be to send multiple ships to the moon at once. Little does he know though, someone might already have been to the moon. True story, based on accurate interview with the infamous joho. We will keep you updated with the specs of how his mission goes. For now, let us pray for a safe trip for his little astronauts. Good night!

I have been running many tests on Apollo 11. I want to send my astronauts to the moon.

by Joho 2.0 October 21, 2012

Apollo 13

A.k.a The Reverse Blitzkrieg.
Where the male or female runs around the room then runs straight at their partner, dick or strap-on brandished, then proceeds to fuck their ass brutally

You into space baby? Because I’ll show you the Apollo 13

by Your’e Mom May 6, 2018