female whose on line photos have been transformed by photo imaging apps to make them look drop dead gorgeous when in reality they're pig ugly.
A bar....
girl: hi, you must be dave, am soooooo pleased to meet you dave, fancy that fuck we chatted about.
dave: who are you?
girl: oh yeah, like you dont know im hot babe 71...Sandra!
dave: oh no, another fucking apphrodite deceiver...
girl: so, your place or mine then for some bareback buggery?
dave: you gotta be kidding. i'd rather bareback a dead frog.
girl: WHAT!
girl: hi, you must be dave, am soooooo pleased to meet you dave, fancy that fuck we chatted about.
dave: who are you?
girl: oh yeah, like you dont know im hot babe 71...Sandra!
dave: oh no, another fucking apphrodite deceiver...
girl: so, your place or mine then for some bareback buggery?
dave: you gotta be kidding. i'd rather bareback a dead frog.
girl: WHAT!
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Moa: Hyuka's visuals for the new concept photos are insane, as expected from kpop's Son of Aphrodite.
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Get the Son of Aphrodite mug.A fantastic person! Kind, generous, friendly, gorgeous, sexy, intelligent... and that's her bad qualities! :-D She is the most beautiful person in the world. She is very funny, sometimes strange but it's sweet.A girl who makes life worthwile who its so easy to fall in love with you wonder why not everyone does, a girl whose so beautiful you can't take your eyes of her with out missing her and thinking about her every second of everyday. A goddess who makes it seem like there isn't a need for anyone else. A girl who makes you feel like everything is gonna be alright.The most amazing girl ever to live. One that is constantly on your mind now matter how hard you try not to think of her. One for whom it is worth enduring the pain of being so far away for so long just for one glimps of her.Incredibly wacky, kind, sarcastic, and fun to be with.
Aphrodite is my best friend, Kristin. You're stuck with that bitch Amber. HAHAHA! I BET YOU WISH THAT YOU HAD A BEST FRIEND LIKE APHRODITE NOW!
by Gretchen May 27, 2004
Get the Aphrodite mug.When you meet a person from a foreign country and their accent is so intoxicating that it immediately arouses or intensifies your sexual desire for them. It can even make them appear more physically attractive.
A: "I slept with that British guy last night."
B: "Charlie? He wasn't even that cute."
A: "I know, but that voice. He had an aphrodisiaccent. I couldn't resist!"
B: "Charlie? He wasn't even that cute."
A: "I know, but that voice. He had an aphrodisiaccent. I couldn't resist!"
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Get the Aphrodishy mug.a mustache that causes sexual arrousal to occur. Usually the mustache is on a male, but occasionally a female might have an aphrodisiastash.
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