Anubis Ranger

Fat slimy kid with anime axe body spray

Nigga 1: what's the stank ass smell?
Nigga 2: it's just ANUBIS RANGER.
Nigga1: stank ass nigga

by Gandolf The Goat February 26, 2024

Anubis

A super sexy cool dude who's totally mentally stable, straight, and cis.

"Yo Anubis must get all the bitches bec they're constantly having an identity crisis but still manage to make interesting warrior cat ocs."

"Yeah dude totally!"

by H̴̡̛͖͇̜̣̲̍̓̔̉̽̔̏͝E̸̤͑E̷̩͒́̉̄͂̄ June 11, 2022

anubial

Anubial. the adjective form of the noun Anubis, keeper of the faith and embalmer of hope in the grave traditions of long-term relationships, savior of souls trapped in a void someplace between mortified romance and marital after-life.

She stood over the kitchen sink and saw from the window an anubial reflection weeping outside.

by Tom Snr November 03, 2022

Pulling an Anubis

It's when a person confesses his/her feelings for a crush of some sort after 2 to 6 days of knowing them

P1: hey
P2: hi
P1: *pulling an Anubis* I love you

by Paper_boy July 07, 2018

Anubis Rangers Mom

This is a wild specimen in which a super FAAAAT whale is able to walk on the land and reproduce, it is a very dangerous specimen and will eat every thing in a 100 mile radius if encountered

Person: OMG, is that anubis rangers mom
Person2: yes it is we are fucked
Anubis Rangers Mom: *eats everything*

by Gandolf The Goat February 26, 2024

Anubis Rangers Mom

Fatass bitch who likes to roll in the mud, a basic land whale. Fat bitch

Person :ong is there an attack rn?
Person 2: nah its just Anubis Rangers Mom
Person: fat bitch

by Gandolf The Goat February 26, 2024

Anubis Markets

Food so good you could eat it. I need to remind you that Anubis markets are a subsidiary of Osiris foods.

Anubis markets has great food?

by hopontoplel October 27, 2023