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antibobert

Holy shit dude, did you hear that new antibobert song? It’s so good!
by Factual Statement Maker September 12, 2023
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Anti-boner

1. The act of stopping a male erection dead in its tracks.

2. Any event so shocking it causes a boner to instantly die

3. Used to describe the ugliest of women
"I was so drunk I almost fucked Joknisha last night, but even alcohol couldn't mask the smell of that vag."
"Ahhhh, that shit is the anti-boner"


"I heard horse faced Gina started to grow a mustache."
"That girls smile is the anti-boner."

"The other day I was making out with my girlfriend, and her grandma walked in with her top off... instant anti-boner for life."
by Dtron 3000 March 5, 2009
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antione

a guy who is really cool caring and at the same time will tell you were to go and what to do when you get there.
oh i love that kid he's such an antione!!!
by girls track '05- thanx April 28, 2005
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antione

by Anonymous November 6, 2003
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anti-boner explodaphopia

When you expect to see something totally awesome that will result in you getting an instant boner but instead see something extremely revolting. At the instant you see the revolting material your boner explodes! This horrible affliction affects tens of people a year.
Anti-boner explodaphopia is like when some one tells you Pamela Anderson is behind you naked dildoing herself and calling your name and then you turn around as your getting a boner and see your grandmother naked shitting on a plate looking right into your eyes giving you two thumbs up and smiling.
by JustARadfordKid May 22, 2009
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antidongers

Extremist feminists.
donger is a penis.
they hate penis.
-All man are pigs
-yeah, we should totaly cut off their dongers at birth!
- Antidongers for life!
by hoopydidoop October 21, 2015
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autoboner

n. An erection one gets from an automobile.
"That Ferrari is giving me such an autoboner."

"Your Prius killed my autoboner."
by localized September 23, 2009
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