Animal Jam

That one game all the 2010's kids obsessed over for about 4 years.

Kid 1: "Bro have you played Animal Jam?"
Kid 2: "Maybe. Okay possibly."
Kid 3: "We should all go over to my house tonight and play it till dawn!"

by onewiththegays April 12, 2020

Animal Jam

An online game intended for 8-12 year old children, that involves trading and conversing with others around the world as an animal of your choice. Animal Jam used to be good when it was first created in 2010, but overtime, it grew worse and worse until it was absolute shit invaded by horny children and jerks. Jammers to this day are rare-obsessed brats who care about nothing but pixelated items, causing them to scam others into giving them more rares. Animal Jam was once a very fun-loving video game but is now a game of war and pixel sex.

Oh, have you heard of that game called Animal Jam? Yeah, it's totally gone to hell.

by sHoCk W4vE September 5, 2017

Animalism

1. The preference of one animal over another.

2. The act of being excessively biased/prejudiced to one animal over another
Similar to racism, just with animals instead of races

Mark "Bro, I dont care if it IS Thanksgiving, Im eating steak"
Jacob "hey thats animalism!"

Mark "Im a dog lover, so you and your cat can go f*** yourselves"
Sandy "you animalist! Sometimes i dont think you love me"

by karmcy November 28, 2010

Animalaniac

to be obsessed with the idea of working with animals

The zookeeper's daughter loved all animals and was an animalaniac.

by communications student November 29, 2012

Animal Jam

Animal Jam is the bastardization of the original animals of this creation by the asshole Gods from Olympus sought to esacpe what they believed would be their end when the Leviathan showed up. Zeus and his one head case kid were left to fend for themselves. Out of cowardice they changed into animals and remained as such because of their disloyalty. Such irresponsible pricks they were that the Lord God was begged to intervene and something about the monsters they had created and left unattended... sadly the flood warning was given to Noah who unknowingly took one former god and one true animal... likely why man and animal ate or hunted one another after this and Diana grew obsessed with hunting.

The gods of Olympus stuck in animal form bred forth with a strange stinking oozing animal jam bastardization of those animals as originally created.

by Mskittypurrs October 10, 2019

Animalgamation

A game where you think of 2 different animals and mix them together to make a new one and thus cleverly giving it a name which consists of half of one animals name and half of the other.

"dude wouldnt it be sweet if a kangaroo and a hamster could mate?"

"yeh, like, it'd be be called a hamaroo!"

animalgamation is awesome...

by punch!uation October 21, 2009

Animal Jam

A site for 8-10 year old kids. Sometimes 43 year olds looking for some little to molest

30 year old: My kid goes on Animal Jam

43 year old: I know I fucked her on the internet

by Mgentdf August 27, 2013