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Amway Marxist

Also known as "evangelical Marxists", a member of the Left who will do or say anything to promote the Marxist ideology. Such people characteristically are children of wealthy parents (who pay their Ivy-League tuition), have lots of free time and plenty of spending money, and are frequently found at mass protest rallies backing some outrageously nasty pro-Left despot or terrorist group or the like.
When the Amway Marxists were done hawking copies of the "People's Weekly World" and stumping for Hugo Chavez, they put their unsold stock into a used Mercedez and drove to a fancy restaurant for drinks.
by DrCruel August 31, 2007
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Cast Away logic

when you're so fucked over that only your bff named "wilson" is the one who listens and understands you and therefore you survive even though your wife leaves you because your Wilson is a volleyball.
From the movie Cast Away logic is when FedEx employee Chuck Noland’s ( Tom Hanks) plane crashes, he ends up stranded on a deserted tropical island for four years, with an inanimate volleyball named Wilson as his only friend and they're always together. this definition corresponds to captain america 89 contribution Morpheus Logic Morpheus Rules!
by daywalkz June 2, 2016
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I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!!

I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!! — a popular meme that originated in the unbelievable genre: African Martial Arts Films.

This particular line appears in the 2017 adaptation of the Mortal Kombat game, from Ghana's Kumawood scene. The line is spoken by Marsuel Hoppe, who plays Shao Kahn, the armored tyrant from the video game. Kumawood productions are typically low-budget and quickly produced.

This line is an absolute declaration of martial arts militancy and the desire to fight even is your opponent is suing for peace.
You want peace? You want peace? I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 3, 2023
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Light fuse and get away!!!!

Light fuse and get away!!!! — The resigned acknowledgement that one is involved in a relationship with a — relatively — volatile person. If you don’t qualify and modify the previous statement with the word “relatively” YOU WILL HAVE A FIGHT ON YOUR HANDS!!!!!

Light fuse and get away is a traditional warning on especially explosive and fiery 4th of July fireworks. Volitive lovers are are fun for the same reasons that these types of fireworks are exciting: SOMETIMES VOLITILITY CAN BE AS HOT AND AS EXPLOSIVE AS HELL.

Is a question of timing and skill with long and short fuses.
I’m not saying anything about your lover; but, if your lover had a label it would be: Light fuse and get away!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 8, 2023
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I am way past facing reality!

“I am way past facing reality!” Is a statement of clarity beyond clarity. This statement is a counter slap to someone who thinks that they are trying to alert you to the reality of a situation. It’s another way of saying: “Oh, allow me to retort, MOTHERFUCKER!”.
Lover #1 You have to face reality, our relationship is in trouble and we need to talk.

Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023
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make a way to break away

make a way to break away — the earnest effort to use every ounce of your courage, skill, heart, and drive, to create a path for yourself in this world.
I’m in the struggle EVERYDAY; I’ve got to make a way to break away.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 2, 2023
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Always get high off your own supply means that you test your research chemicals(like Methiopropamine, 3-Fluoroamphetamine, a-PVP 4F-MPH, Benzoyl fury), nootropics(Like Phenylpiracetam, Sunifiram, NSI-189, Flodafinil, Hydrafinil, Modafinil, Propranolol, Etizolam), herbs (like kratom, ashwaghanda, rhodiola), sarms, and see if it's safe to sell to the public. Also amphetamine and ethylamphetamine and selegiline and 2-methyl-2-butanol and MDEA and choline and b vitamins. You can also use and sell nitrous oxide, and vape. If you don't get high off your own supply, that means you are selling poison like Crack, meth, heroin, or fentanyl.
Dude: I used Flodafinil. It's safe to sell then.

Dude 2: Good thing you always get high off your own supply.
by HawaiianPunch1 August 15, 2022
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