Ambiguous Spoon

In any scenario where spooning involves three or more people, the person(s) in the middle who are neither big spoon nor little spoon, but rather some ambiguous undefinable spoontastic middle ground.

Person 1: "Cuddle party, my bed, now."
Person 2: "I call ambiguous spoon!"

by my dog has no nose April 11, 2008

ambiguously gay higgins

This is a person who has sexual tendancys toward people or persons of his own sex. He tries to hide his feelings, but all he can think about is soaking his loans in the gulf of mexico at sunset with a very handsome man named seisto. He pictures himself with seisto skipping naked down the beach holding hands and letting his manhood wave in the wind. His feelings are so strong that other people know that he longs to be with his mexican manslave.

damn your an ambiguously gay higgins.

by higgins March 22, 2005

ambiguous

Mysteriously unclear.

The reason why anyone would want George Dubblya' as president is ambiguous.

by Cyrusticity April 23, 2003

ambiguous

Likely to describe a furtively unclear person whose personality is indistinct, usually making it difficult for many people to understand them. This can cause these individuals to have little or no friends.

Severus Snape, the sexiest professor at Hogwarts

by uffielemna August 30, 2005

ambiguous genitals

When a man is unable to determine whether he's with a woman or a lady-boy because he can't determine whether she has a vagina or an inverted penis.

Marco: Hey Pablo, how'd you do last night? Did you score with the chick you were taking to?
Pablo: Yeah man, we went back to her place and went at it but I'm not sure she wasn't a he. Her vagina just looked and felt weird. I don't know she's got some ambiguous genitals.
Marco: She's probably just been with a lot of black guys!
Pablo: Man, I hope so.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021

ambivalous

The condition of being both ambivalent and ambiguous.

"How should I change which port sshd listens on in Mac OS X 10.3 Panther? If I want to start sshd manually, (ie not via the Sharing GUI) it will run as a daemon and use it's configuration file as expected. But if I check the "Remote Login" box in the Sharing panel in System Preferences on a Mac OS X computer, I can enable the built in OpenSSH server."

"Dude, I'm totally ambivalous. We should try the Yak."

by sigel August 12, 2006

pronounly ambiguous

Sentences or statements that contain an excessive use of pronouns with no antecedents. So much so that the statements become profoundly confusing, or 'pronounly ambigous'--leaving the audience without a clue as to whom the speaker is referring.

"He said she and he were going to the store with her and her friend" God, could Steve be any more pronounly ambiguous in his texts?

by expi March 25, 2010