Amber Turd

To take a shit on your significant others side of the bed if you are "mad" at them.....

To take an "angry" shit on the bed....especially on the side that your mate sleeps on....

To take a shit somewhere and then blame the dog for it..........

If you do any of those things listed above.....then you might just be classified as an "Amber Turd"

Amber Heard took a shit on Johnny Depp's side of the bed because she was mad at him.....(for some petty shit)....

.......therefore..... Amber Heard has committed an "Amber Turd"........

I bet the Queen of England commits "Amber Turd" all over the Royal Palace.......

If Hitler were my husband, I would commit an "Amber Turd" to him......

by #AlexisMason May 19, 2022

Amber Turd

When you Amber Turd a situation.
Used as a replacement for “Shit The Bed”

Yesterday I was supposed to pickup my grandmother from the airport. I completely Amber Turd when I was late by 5 hours.

by Zee13Sikkalo April 25, 2022

Amber Turd

Typical shit taking tokoloshe

Irbiham, it’s amber turd, get the stones

by Yesirrrrrrr April 22, 2022

Amber Turd

When you mean to smugly fart and miscalculate grandly and accidentally shit yourself (or shit the bed).

I tried to fart but I miscalculated and I dropped an Amber Turd.

by jzaikzai June 8, 2022

Amber Turd

When you take a poop on someones bed

Man she was a dirty girl, she even took an Amber Turd on my bed!

by BF87 May 6, 2022

Amber Turd

A long lost prophecy transcribed in a hematite stone. The Amber Turd prophecy was found in 2022 in the state of Virginia, where it tells a tale of a mythical being coming from the Amber Turd named Bono. The Amber Turd was thought to have come from King Herr Brolof and once graced with the all mighty biddy, it became Bono. Once known as the biggest brown to ever be known to mankind, the Amber Turd has long been a rumored myth prior to the Depp trial. Since the trial making the myth of the Amber Turd known to the world as a fact the Amber Turd has been eclipsed by a Colorado native known as Randall Marsh who has the record for the biggest poo to ever exist in one sitting, previously held by Amber Heard.

Bono is so talented, I bet his mother is proud of her little Amber Turd.

by Randy McMarsh June 1, 2022

Amber Turd

Amber Turd:
Partner has Taco Bell she shits on her husbands pillow, pegs him from behind while insulting him and rubbing his face in the dirty pillow… then calling the police and lying about her husband commiting domestic abuse.

I woke up in jail with pinkeye because my wife gave me the Amber Turd

by Dr Brown Eye June 15, 2022