a sexual act following the "two in the pink, eight in the stink" mantra, in which the giver places their two thumbs in the "pink" and eight fingers in the "stink", in a prayer-like hand position.
by nyranthia July 26, 2016
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Etymology: Dervied from the everyday importance of the lavatory bowl and it's material.
1. To defecate or vomit profusely as if one is praying and in need of dire religous help. (syn: Praying at the Porcelain Goddess)
Etymology: Dervied from the everyday importance of the lavatory bowl and it's material.
1. To defecate or vomit profusely as if one is praying and in need of dire religous help. (syn: Praying at the Porcelain Goddess)
by The Amazing Anonymous One July 11, 2004
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by allthisandahugedick October 25, 2011
Get the holy shit on an altar mug.Sexual position in which one person kneels down in front of another and performs oral sex. Receiver can be male or female
by HS5120 September 5, 2015
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Get the Pay homage to the porcelain altar mug.Throwing up. Can be used in two ways:
a) euphemism for drunk-barf.
b) euphemism for bulemic-induced barf.
a) euphemism for drunk-barf.
b) euphemism for bulemic-induced barf.
a)
Brad: Whoa... last night I got totally sloshed and was worshipping the porcelain altar for ages.
John: We know. We heard you.
b)
Brittney: So, ok, I've been, like, worshipping the porcelain altar... if you know what I mean... and I think it's made me like, so totally skinny! But I'm still like, way fat. You know?
Kelsey: Yaaa, hon, ya. Trust me. I've been at it for like, a year. And look at me.
(Hip bones protrude)
I'm like, a blimp.
Brad: Whoa... last night I got totally sloshed and was worshipping the porcelain altar for ages.
John: We know. We heard you.
b)
Brittney: So, ok, I've been, like, worshipping the porcelain altar... if you know what I mean... and I think it's made me like, so totally skinny! But I'm still like, way fat. You know?
Kelsey: Yaaa, hon, ya. Trust me. I've been at it for like, a year. And look at me.
(Hip bones protrude)
I'm like, a blimp.
by grapefruit95 June 14, 2010
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Guy 2: awesome! She was totally kneeling at the altar.
Example 2
Woman: I'm gonna kneel at your altar later
Guy 1: How'd it go last night
Guy 2: awesome! She was totally kneeling at the altar.
Example 2
Woman: I'm gonna kneel at your altar later
by ManAtTheStar July 10, 2013
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