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the altar boy

a sexual act following the "two in the pink, eight in the stink" mantra, in which the giver places their two thumbs in the "pink" and eight fingers in the "stink", in a prayer-like hand position.
"totally did the altar boy on her last night, brah"
by nyranthia July 26, 2016
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Function: Verb
Etymology: Dervied from the everyday importance of the lavatory bowl and it's material.

1. To defecate or vomit profusely as if one is praying and in need of dire religous help. (syn: Praying at the Porcelain Goddess)
Don't ever eat at KFC unless you need to be praying at the Porcelain Altar.
by The Amazing Anonymous One July 11, 2004
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holy shit on an altar

a shit that was sent by god to rid the world of evil
Person: Holy shit on an altar! were saved!
by allthisandahugedick October 25, 2011
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kneeling at the altar

Sexual position in which one person kneels down in front of another and performs oral sex. Receiver can be male or female
He was kneeling at the altar before they had sex
by HS5120 September 5, 2015
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Pay homage to the porcelain altar

To take a really fat dump, pinch a loaf, or otherwise defecate in a porcelain receptacle.
"Dude, where ya going?"
"I must pay homage to the porcelain altar."
by the79bomb October 7, 2009
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Worshipping the Porcelain Altar

Throwing up. Can be used in two ways:
a) euphemism for drunk-barf.
b) euphemism for bulemic-induced barf.
a)

Brad: Whoa... last night I got totally sloshed and was worshipping the porcelain altar for ages.
John: We know. We heard you.

b)
Brittney: So, ok, I've been, like, worshipping the porcelain altar... if you know what I mean... and I think it's made me like, so totally skinny! But I'm still like, way fat. You know?
Kelsey: Yaaa, hon, ya. Trust me. I've been at it for like, a year. And look at me.
(Hip bones protrude)
I'm like, a blimp.
by grapefruit95 June 14, 2010
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kneeling at the altar

Example 1
Guy 1: How'd it go last night
Guy 2: awesome! She was totally kneeling at the altar.

Example 2
Woman: I'm gonna kneel at your altar later
by ManAtTheStar July 10, 2013
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