Worship at Her Altar

An act of oral sex where the man kneels before a standing woman. She then spreads her legs allowing him to "Worship at Her Altar"
Michael: How was your date with Amy last night?
Wilson: It was amazing. We wound up back at her place where she let me worship at her altar for over an hour. My knees are killing me today though.
by Fredfish July 01, 2015
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Function: Verb
Etymology: Dervied from the everyday importance of the lavatory bowl and it's material.

1. To defecate or vomit profusely as if one is praying and in need of dire religous help. (syn: Praying at the Porcelain Goddess)
Don't ever eat at KFC unless you need to be praying at the Porcelain Altar.
by The Amazing Anonymous One July 11, 2004
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holy shit on an altar

a shit that was sent by god to rid the world of evil
by allthisandahugedick October 26, 2011
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Throwing up. Can be used in two ways:
a) euphemism for drunk-barf.
b) euphemism for bulemic-induced barf.
a)

Brad: Whoa... last night I got totally sloshed and was worshipping the porcelain altar for ages.
John: We know. We heard you.

b)
Brittney: So, ok, I've been, like, worshipping the porcelain altar... if you know what I mean... and I think it's made me like, so totally skinny! But I'm still like, way fat. You know?
Kelsey: Yaaa, hon, ya. Trust me. I've been at it for like, a year. And look at me.
(Hip bones protrude)
I'm like, a blimp.
by grapefruit95 June 12, 2010
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To take a really fat dump, pinch a loaf, or otherwise defecate in a porcelain receptacle.
"Dude, where ya going?"
"I must pay homage to the porcelain altar."
by the79bomb October 08, 2009
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Kneel at the altar

When someone eats a woman's vaginal region

Sorry Jo didn't want to text it
Person 1: I got to kneel at the altar with her
Person 2: atta be
by Boomchackalaka July 04, 2016
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Altar-halter

An action, confession, discovery, or change of appearance that is so extreme that it changes your desire to go through with a marriage.
They were madly in love until he shaved off his facial hair leaving nothing but an 80s pornstar moustache. Such an altar-halter.
by STRICK93 January 26, 2019
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