ALP

1. Accelerated Learning Program.

The coolest camp in Wisconsin. Only the best of the best take honor classes over summer FOR FUN!

2. A place to meet hott nerds.

Val: Check out the guy over there in the Star Wars shirt...
Trish: Yummy, I'm going to get me some of that! No one goes to ALP to learn!

by trishiepoo June 9, 2005

Alp

*the opposite of Bae(Before Anyone Else)
After Lots of People

Guy: Honey you my BAE
Girl: Well you my ALP

Guy: Wait what...
Girl: After Lots of People...
Guy: I want a list of names
Girl: no

*fight ensues

by Archer 808 February 22, 2015

Alp

Asshole, piece of crap, not that smart, try hard.

You are such a alp
Stop being a alp

by big chungai January 18, 2019

Alping

a wanna be/show off and most alpings are homosexual.

man 1: dude this guy is gay.
man 2: i know and look at him showing off his ferrari.
man 3: hes an alping.

by tuting shoehead June 15, 2011

Skiing in the Alps

Off on a cocaine binge with hookers until the money runs out or someone dies.

Nobody has seen Hoover lately, could be off Skiing in the Alps again.

by funkspiel July 27, 2009

Dutch Alps

A term for small breasts.

Guy 1: "Whoa! She's hot!"

Guy 2: "Meh. She's got dutch alps."

by X4nNu5 January 27, 2010

Found in the Alps

From the TV edit of the Big Lebowski where the original quote is "This is what happens Larry, when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS" being replaced with "This is what happens Larry, when you FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS"

I can't believe you bought APB on release day. You really got found in the Alps on that one.

by Borium January 5, 2011