Alphas

The best show on Sci-Fi channel to date! It's like X-men where no one is invincible or overpowered.

"Did you see Alphas this monday?"
"No, I don't get sci-fi channel."
"At what point is someones quality of life low enough that euthenaia becomes warrented?"
"I don't understand the question."
"No, I suppose you don't."
*draws firearm

by Warren Lawrom Darado October 6, 2011

Alphy

A synonym for God. Generally used during sexual intercourse.

Oh my Alphy!

by Dan September 1, 2003

Alphasort

to put in alphabetical order

Man, Mrs.Griffin asked us to alphasort our soures aww hell no.

by Ame pronuced Amy June 5, 2007

Alphascrote

The person with the largest balls/ballsack in the room.

Person 1: Did you see that guy tell the principal to fuck off?
Person 2: He truly is an alphascrote

by Jukemasterbf June 1, 2021

Alphaswagger

Alphaswagger: |n| life style in which one attempts attain the pinnacle of perfection in relation to intellectual, physical, and social status.

2 : a small community of pickup artists amassed to aid in the production of alpha males.

3 : Alphaswagger.com a website which hosts a collection of information aimed at providing knowledge in pickup artistry, social dynamics, health, fitness, grooming and fashion.

Jon doe has put a lot of focus on his alphaswagger and now he's in perfect shape and has 3 has girlfriends.

by J.D. Logic January 9, 2010

alphastrike

The first strike of a man's anus. Usually uncomfortable and followed by spaztic movements of the pelvic area.

The alphastrike last night hurt me.

by Alphastruck March 6, 2008

alphasmart

a word processor, usually found in schools. it helps kids write if they have trouble, they can type it.

Dan- Hey Jenny. Guess what? I'm getting an Alphasmart Neo tomarrow! How awesome right!

Jenny- Yeah! Hey can you loan it to me?

Dan- No way in pingas underwear! Im the only one in the fifth grade who has one!

Jenny- Asshole

by Pingas underwaer! November 23, 2009