Over-rated "actress" who gained notoriety playing Rachel on the hugely successful sitcom Friends. She continues her career on the silver screen, playing essentially that same Rachel character in every movie she does. Also known for her permanently erect nipples, and for never wearing a bra.
by Mike curleson June 11, 2006
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Maxwell: WOW, Jennifer Aniston is hot.
Matt: No. She really isn't.
Maxwell: How can you say that?
Matt: You just like her because you're supposed to. Hollywood tells you to think she's hot and so you do. Why can't you step outside the box, Maxwell? You always like overrated girls.
Maxwell: meh, shhh
Matt: No. She really isn't.
Maxwell: How can you say that?
Matt: You just like her because you're supposed to. Hollywood tells you to think she's hot and so you do. Why can't you step outside the box, Maxwell? You always like overrated girls.
Maxwell: meh, shhh
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The shameless search for frat parties in the Allston/Brighton area, mostly by BU biddies, but also by desperate wannabes from Simmons, Suffolk, Northeastern and other Boston colleges and universities.
"What are you doing tonight?"
"Probably heading to Allston to look for a frat party."
"Have fun allston crawling!"
"Probably heading to Allston to look for a frat party."
"Have fun allston crawling!"
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Get the Jennifer Aniston mug.An American "actress" who plays stock characters in all movies. All of roles are interchangeable and meager at best.
by Urban Nomad March 3, 2011
Get the Jennifer Aniston mug.A completely overrated celebrity both in terms of looks and acting ability (or lack thereof).
For some reason, the media has dubbed her to be a beauty queen when she's far from it. She looks like a lollipop to begin with - a HUGE head on top of a skeletal body. She has a big nose, a huge jutting jaw, and thin lips. Her facial features don't match up, and are downright ugly. Thank god her hair saves her, but only somewhat.
In terms of acting, she'll be remembered as playing a fashionable airhead for 10 years. Her filmography is an absolute joke as the roles she chooses have zero depth, emotion, vulnerability or she resorts back to being 'Rachel' which is the only thing she knows to do.
She's more famous for being married to Brad Pitt (another ugly overrated actor) and having great hair than she is being a good actress.
For some reason, the media has dubbed her to be a beauty queen when she's far from it. She looks like a lollipop to begin with - a HUGE head on top of a skeletal body. She has a big nose, a huge jutting jaw, and thin lips. Her facial features don't match up, and are downright ugly. Thank god her hair saves her, but only somewhat.
In terms of acting, she'll be remembered as playing a fashionable airhead for 10 years. Her filmography is an absolute joke as the roles she chooses have zero depth, emotion, vulnerability or she resorts back to being 'Rachel' which is the only thing she knows to do.
She's more famous for being married to Brad Pitt (another ugly overrated actor) and having great hair than she is being a good actress.
by ps March 21, 2005
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William: Do you know Alison? She is So CUTE!!!
Max: I know right? She is awesome! I always want to be with her.
William: She is so cute and I think she likes me!
Max: No fair!
Max: I know right? She is awesome! I always want to be with her.
William: She is so cute and I think she likes me!
Max: No fair!
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