Alessio 

A handsome Italian with a small penis. An Alessio is someone who is madly in love with a girl named Hanne

Me: Do you love Hanne?
Alessio: yes, I'm an Alessio.

Alessio by u iz a playah May 21, 2015

Alessio 

a cool young person with tanned skin who is a short Italian who has a small group of kind and loving friends you are very lucky to have a friend like him

alessio is a great person

Alessio by the English professor November 19, 2019

Alessio 

To see how many people searched my name

Hi my name is alessio and I’m going to share my sport today my is wrestling

Alessio by Lack …….. ,Nj’k May 19, 2022

Alessio 

A dude who is stoned af all the time. High off of his keister. In the clouds. Anywhere that's not earth. Most bent straight guy you'll ever meet. Pretty cool but probably is an emo softie with hidden problems and insecurities on the inside. Gets no bitches. No ladies. He's super sweet but falls in love easy. Lost emotions. May or may not have 5 pounds in his car. Manwhore.

Me: damn, He's high again.
somone: who?
me: alessio

Alessio by iAngelbuns July 22, 2022

ALESSIO 

Alessio is the typical name for an Italian ancient god. He can be weird at times and super funny the moment after. He seems like a normal god at first but once you start to knowing him you’ll understand the obscure world inside him. He is a psychopath, don’t get yourself caught with the girl he likes or he will torment you with an axe.

X: Did you see Sarah?
Y: Yes, she is with someone else!
X: I’m gonna go Alessio…

ALESSIO by GodNya September 7, 2022

Alessio 

The sexiest hottest man you will ever meet. His hair is so amazing and his dick is always long and juicy. Not to mention his JUICY bunda. Also an amazing athlete and an intelligent man!

Alyssa: Look it's Alessio! I hear, his dick is more than 6 inches long!

Alessio by Polpettino October 14, 2022

Alessio 

This man has tossed the most salads and ate the most boxes in history(more than Johnny Sins). Some of his clients are Overtime Megan, Abella Danger, Lana Rhoades, and obviously, himself.

Joann: did you see that alessio?
Angie: i heard he was a beast!

Alessio by BallsSwanginPussyDrippin69 April 28, 2023