Alec Baldwin

When you are fucking a girl, and whilst changing positions you shoot your load unexpectedly all over her.

“Danny was so disappointing in bed. He pulled out to switch to missionary and he Alec Baldwin’d all over my tits!”

by Francinator25 November 16, 2021

Alec Baldwinning someone

To Alec Baldwin someone is to accidentially shoot someone in the face due to bad gun and/or trigger mangement.

Last night Wayne went to the gun-range. He showed no respect for trigger management and might end up alec baldwinning someone.

by wannie87 February 2, 2022

Alec Baldwin Syndrome

A condition in which an otherwise handsome young actor grows up to resemble a potato. While women can suffer from ABS, it's largely the domain of men.

Other examples of actors who suffered from Alec Baldwin Syndrome include Orson Welles and Marlon Brando

by Moggraider December 8, 2009

Pulled an Alec Baldwin

When you tell a girl you’re shooting blanks but get her pregnant anyway

Guy: Yeah, I just pulled an Alec Baldwin on this chick and now she’s pregnant.

by Just ah Gie March 4, 2023

Super Secret Alec Baldwin Juice

No one really knows, because it is super secret.

dude, that right there is some super secret alec baldwin juice!

by word=word March 29, 2010

Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety

A fictional award facetiously given to people who exercise poor trigger discipline.

Person 1: "Did you see that? Thomas just aimed a rifle into a crowd of 20 people while holding the trigger!"
Person 2: "He ought to be nominated for the Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety."

by your real nаme November 15, 2021

Alec Baldwin

To harm an innocent person and deny any responsibility for your actions

"I wonder how it must feel to wrongfully kill someone...," Alec Baldwin wrote

by SharkTac June 17, 2023