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Aldon

A gentleman who "ain't go no job". Who hates bowling because it bothers his whacking off wrist. Loves big dicks and freedom and still wants to know why Africans have no technology.
Girl 1: are you drunk?

Aldon: BIG DICKS AND FREEDOM
by ZoeY_i am a dog 420 October 1, 2016
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aljons

The best fucking pizza place in the world. located in Plainsboro NJ.

the best pizza ive ever tasted in my life.

In May 2007 it burned down because of an "accidental" fire in the Hot Breads bakery next door according to news reporters/fire fighters.

What really happened was the Hot Breads owners/employees were jealous because everyone went to Aljons and no one went to their stupid little fucking bread store so they purposely started a fire with the intention to burn down Aljons. They were successful and my life has been different ever since. fucking indians/pakistanians/afghanistanians/ and anyone else with dark skin in Plainsboro who was associated with Hot Breads. Fucking terrorists.

Aljons is being rebuilt and reopening sometime in 2009. Everyone used to go there everyday and everyone will go there everyday when they re-open

and don't get it confused with nearby West Windsor Aljons because everyone knows their pizza quality is now where near as good.
yo want to go to aljons today after school?
by ogleballs January 17, 2009
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Aldion

The process in which the person busts a nut on the table and yells I have dont the aldion
Did u see tom, He just did the aldion
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Aldona

A loving, bubbly, hyper and extraordinary woman who has problems deciding on things. Sometimes she can be quite cringe. That still doesn't stop people from liking her.
Guy 1: Is that Aldona? Damn, she's a keeper and a sexy gyal.
by yourgyal1711 November 22, 2021
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Aldonys

An amazing, outstanding, loving human being. Is determined to do what has to be done regardless of what others say. Is confident in himself and give his 100% to anything and everyone.Has a heart of gold, Is honest and incredible in everyway. He is one of a kind and noone can be compared to him. Hes unique and thays the best part about him. Never asks for too much but just loyalty. Lets not forget smart.
Aldonys is such an amazing person
by Camila Reynoso October 6, 2013
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alejondro

A good looking LATIN boy

Who is hot AF.....
Has a big big DICK......
The most popular boy in school.
He is SUPER tall....... Like taller then you dad
He is shy when he wants to be.
BUT HE WILL FUCK YOU HHHHHAAAARRRDDDD.......HARD
Hay Alejondro come to my house so we can FUCK
by IHAVEACRUSHANDIMNOTGOINGTOTELL December 3, 2020
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Aldona.klimek

Its the best kpop tiktoker, he loves to pray and uses #lol #wap everyday. He hopes that one day Barabara will hit him with the car.
Aldona.Klimek is the best tik toker ever
by Barabara's car 69 December 30, 2020
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