Failed Abortion

the misconduct of an abortion that leads to the neglect of an unwanted child

a classic case of failed abortion is justin bieber

by NightHunter November 9, 2011

Abortion bucket

Where you should have stayed

It was a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.

by #1dadVyktar May 27, 2019

Failed Abortion

When your life sucks so much, it can't even end before it even starts.

"Someone please end my misery"

"Why would I, when your mother couldn't even do it, you failed abortion."

by Poonslayer429 March 20, 2017

clap abortion

The attempt to clap in applause at some event but very few people, if any, follow your lead. This can also apply to the related scenario when one tries to lead out in a clapping rhythm at some musical event or figure skating competition but also fails to gain a following.

"After my last clap abortion at the downtown rally, I've decided to call it quits. It's just too embarrassing."

by GarthF February 8, 2006

Keaton Albertson

An egotistical blogger of juvenile criminality, asocial acts, and childish violence. Someone of complete disregard for humanity, cultural norms, or property.

"Keaton Albertson is a Tucker Max wannabe. His blogs aren't even that funny."

"What's not funny about shitting inside someone's sleeping bag? Tucker Max only shit on some drunk girl's floor."

by mantidae July 6, 2009

abortion fever

You know how you get baby fever when you look at a cute baby, imagine the opposite, that's abortion fever.

"that ugly ass baby gave me abortion fever"

by nikanat May 20, 2020

Jeff Albertson

Comic Book Guy's real name. As seen on the Simpsons.

Ned Flanders: I don't believe we've met.

Comic Book Guy: My name is Jeff Albertson, but everybody calls me Comic Book Guy.

by sextoaster February 6, 2005