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albatrossing

1. Going through the motions of a particular activity without consciously thinking about what you are doing.

2.Shutting off unnecessary parts of your brain while performing a repetitive task.
I've been albatrossing at my job for over three years because it is repetitive and does not provide any type of intellectual stimulation.
by Turdus_migratorius March 5, 2013
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Albatrossing

The act of inserting the beak of any live aviary species into any desired orifice (usually vaginal, urethral or anal) causing the bird to panic and squawk. Stretching the orifice
Person 1: Have you tried Albatrossing? It's all the rage with the younger generation.
Person 2: I have indeed, I was told a Wood Pigeon is a great way to get started.
by ColonelSmegPot July 12, 2015
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Albatrossing

The latest craze, evolved from 'seagulling'. This evolution involves a more advanced, long range technique with the aid of a catapult, ball bearing and a used condom.

Victims are left not only physically hurt but also have the trauma of someone elses semen embedded in the wound left by the velocity of the ball bearing.
I woke up on Sunday very bored, so I went albatrossing.
by lukemedway June 30, 2007
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albatross

four strikes in row whilst bowling.
Dude!! You bowled an albatross!
by masterblasterbator April 3, 2010
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albatross

A person who, upon spreading their arms to full horizontal length, resembles an albatross. This is also usually accompanied by an albatross boost.
Dominic's name might as well be albatross.
by Sergeant Panda February 12, 2009
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being stabbed
by madmanzoot November 7, 2011
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Albatrossed

The act of making people uncomfortable by barging into conversations
He albatrossed into our conversation while I was writing notes with my friend
by Starvenomkiller3009 November 30, 2021
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