Alabama Hot Pocket

When one guy covers his dick in ghost pepper sauce and proceeds to stick it im the vagina

Dude, my dad and mom just di the Alabama Hot Pocket

by Bubble_godz February 23, 2020

Alabama Hot Pocket

In American football, the Alabama Hot Pocket occurs immediately after a touchdown during which the scoring team is allowed to attempt to score one extra point by kicking a turd-shaped, turd-coloured ball through two upright spreaded metal legs in the manner of a field goal.

The Alabama Hot Pocket is the truly American cherry on top of a touchdown.

by AlabamaBaby April 24, 2020

Alabama Hot Pocket

Spreading yo nasty ass cheeks to take a shit INSIDE of your bitches pussy lips

Yall nasty niggas really out here Alabama Hot Pocketing these hoes. Imma beat yo ass, keep playin wit me

by Damnultra July 18, 2019

Alabama Hot Pocket

When you shat on your cousins vajayjay and yell "yeehaw" while mounting her.

Billy joe bob senior performed an Alabama Hot Pocket on his sister.

by theslangmonster69 April 8, 2019

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of splooging into one's own sister and eating out the cheesy inside.

Rick: Hey man, what did you do this weekend?
Chuck: I had a great time at family therapy, I gave my sister an Alabama Hot Pocket.
Rick: No shit man, I also did some siblings bonding.
*Rick & Chuck watch the sun set set on their family ranch.

by Brandonhasatinypipi September 23, 2019

Alabama Hot Pocket

An Alabama Hot Pocket is where one (Usually the male) Shits into the pussy before having sex.

Guy 1 : I heard Harrison gave Chloe an Alabama Hot Pocket
Guy 2 : Straight Legend

by ïïï March 11, 2019

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of shoving food into a female's vagina or a male's ass, sitting so the groin and crotch becomes warm, then removing the food and feeding it to another or consuming yourself.

Bro, it is so hot outside but this pizza is cold.
Dude, just Alabama Hot Pocket it and you'll be fine.

by OpieTaylor November 2, 2011