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Aladdin Jovany

Prince Aladdin Jovany is from royalty and is extremely handsome.
by Heidi132 December 10, 2018
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Aladdin's Haggis

I shagged her up the Aladdin's Haggis!
by Hairy MacFat June 11, 2006
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Aladdin's slippers

Breasts so pert the nipples point upwards like the way aladdin's slippers always appear to be curled upwards.
Those are some fine aladdin's slippers on that bitch's chest
by Robotnik in disguise April 16, 2009
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Aladdin

When a penis bearing member of society is recieving oral sex from a bald person, and right before the person ejaculates they rub the bald person's head and makes a wish.
Last night Bob gave me an Aladdin and my wish "came" true.
by Luke and Andy November 2, 2004
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reverse aladdin

1. a sexual position done over, sideways, and under on a carpet
or
2. a sexual position where two people have sex somehow involving a lamp
"Nina and Brad totally hooked up last night"
"Yeah I know! I heard they were doing the reverse aladdin on Brad's parents carpet."
by randomgirl199 May 11, 2014
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Aladdins Lamp

What old dirty hippies used to call a bong
"Last night I hold Aladdins Lamp so I wished I could stay Before the thing could answer me
Well, someone came and took the lamp away"

Plus you obviously have to be high to come up with the shit Steppenwolf did
by Texhnolyze December 28, 2006
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Aladdin Complex

The obsession with appropriating elements from Arab and South Asian cultures, especially when one does not belong to said cultures, and using them for aesthetics.

Inspired by the 1992 Disney film Aladdin in which non Arab and non South Asian viewers are left confused about where Aladdin is actually set because white people think all brown people are the same ethnic breed and have no purpose of existence outside of fulfilling their exotic fantasies.

This fetishisation, however, is not exclusive to white people and many other PoC have fallen into it, namely East Asians.

The end result of however these cultures are abused is so bizarre and confusing it can only be described as bastardisation. What was meant to look exotic and spicy (whatever the hell that means) is now a hot mess of genie lamps and bindis.

Not the ideal melting pot.
“Did you see Blackpink’s new comeback teasers?”
“The one where they’re wearing maatha pattis and doing namaste hands?”
“Yeah what the hell was that?”
Nasty shit, they have a bad case of the Aladdin Complex.”
by jackblessings July 19, 2020
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