Possibly the worst class ever created in the history of mathematics and education in general. You sit in a classroom listening to a boring teacher talking about solving for x, writing y as a function of x, and finding out what the slope is of (18, 92) and (68, 92). While in this class, half of the students understand it perfectly and end up getting A's and sometimes even 100's on the tests, while the rest of us who suck donkey balls at algebra study for five fucking hours only to receive a fucking 30 on the test.
Right now I have an F in Ms. Preston's algebra class. Yeah motherfucker, an F. Why? Because I would rather drink pinkish-red colored anal excretions than do algebra. Why, just last night I studied for about two hours for a fucking algebra test I ended getting a fucking F on. Who cares if I fail, I'm never going to need this shit in the real world.
by Grand Lizard Theodore September 19, 2006
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If Johnny has 5 apples, and Susie has 7 apples, why don't they just shut up and eat their goddamn apples!?
If Johnny has 5 apples, and Susie has 7 apples, why don't they just shut up and eat their goddamn apples!?
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Get the Algebra mug.(Noun) Math you'll never use, but they teach it anyway, and make you suffer while you do tons of boring ass problems, that are as tough as balls. Ex. Find x : y=3/6x+56y*120(89) Did that make any sense? No?!
That's what i thought...
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Rob: "Hey Sean are we gonna go clubin tonight or what?"
Sean: "Hell no dog I just got my linear algebra book gonna go pick up some matrices do some mad eigenvector on that shit."
Rob: "Oh snap subspace gonna get fucked up tonight."
Sean: "Hell no dog I just got my linear algebra book gonna go pick up some matrices do some mad eigenvector on that shit."
Rob: "Oh snap subspace gonna get fucked up tonight."
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