Al Gore Surprise

While walking on a beach, you find a sleeping person and poop on their chest. Once the heat from the sun has melted your feces, you wake them up and proceed to explain the dangers of global warming.

I was going to vote Republican, but after that Al Gore Surprise I'm not sure I can ignore the issue of global warming any longer.

by TSFTL February 15, 2010

al gore rhythm

a robotic motion or annoyingly stiff mannerisms
you do the math

During the global warming presentation he displayed stiff al gore rhythm making me believe he was really a robot.

by Luker8urdog September 23, 2006

fuckin al gore

A phrase said to express displeasure in unseasonably cold weather.

48 degrees in June? Fuckin Al Gore, what the hell happened to this global warming shit

by nightman cometh May 30, 2010

The Al Gore

Another term for a preoprism. "An erection that doesn't go away leaving you stiff and wooden all the time.

I had a dream about Pam Anderson last night and woke up with a huge AL GORE!

by JD Lucas June 18, 2003

It's all Al Gore's fault

Response to any environmental anomaly blaming Al Gore for bringing it to our attention. At the same time sarcastically claiming that if he hadn't brought it up the anomaly wouldn't have occurred.

A) I can't believe it's 60 degrees in Chicago and snowing in Dallas.

B) It's all Al Gore's fault.

by piepton January 18, 2008

Al Gore'd

When you win the popular vote, but lose the Electoral Vote.

Hillary got Al Gore'd in 2016.

by Goldendoodle1996 July 11, 2017

al gore invented

A useful phrase for comment boards to encompass whatever is being discussed.

"Someone got stabbed over a chicken sandwich."

"Al Gore invented chicken sandwiches."

by Carlton G. Long November 13, 2019