strategic airstrike

Actually making it a point to cause as little civilian casualties as possible when striking with air craft. The opposite of this would be to slam two fucking planes into a non-military, civilian filled, place of business, in the middle of New York. Or did we forget about that?

A strtegic air strike is used to prevent the loss of innocent life.

A terrorist air strike is meant to specifically target the innocent. (As Americans, we feel this version is immoral.)

strategic airstrike by smak hypokrits January 31, 2003

Ashraf Airstrike 

Terrorist that goes to Miramonte HS that can call airstrike at will. All he has to go is give the latitude and longitude of his target, and call his great uncle Akmet for an Ashraf Airstrike!

Jeez, these I hate these people! Calls uncle: 24,67 you know what to do. He turns around and three planes come zooming by that drop bombs from the sky. Ooo look at the big explosion! Everyone knows its an Ashraf Airstrike!

Ashraf Airstrike by MatsSoccer January 5, 2008

Austrian Airstrike 

When the man or women, sitting at least a story or more above his/her partner, takes a dump which lands on the partner. (Preferably the face or chest).

Girl: Are you ready for the Austrian Airstrike?
Boy: Here it comes!

Sadly the girl was knocked unconscious.

Austrian Airstrike by The jagged headed dildo January 29, 2009

japanese airstrike

the moment that you finally get to let go of your bowel movements that you have been holding in ever so dearly all day long and the moment between you pulling down your pants and ass cheeks meeting the seat, the feces drops to the water, like an f-50 dropping a missile as it flies by.

when i got to my house, i Japanese airstrikes my toilet mid-air.

japanese airstrike by boy-yence-see January 25, 2018

Circus Airstrike 

When you take a poo on a ceiling fan while it's turned on.

OH NO PRIVATE, GET DOWN! THEY'VE CALLED IN A CIRCUS AIRSTRIKE!!!!!

Circus Airstrike by MmmBrowniesMmm April 1, 2010

Turkish Airstrike 

The act of defecating into a sock and hurling said sock towards a target. Often but not always preceded by a Turkish homerun.

Lacking anyone with swinging distance of his fresh poop sock, Franklin instead opted to launch a Turkish Airstrike towards a crowd of confused bystanders.

Turkish Airstrike by FrankRizzo3rd October 12, 2019

Australian Airstrike 

When you go into a public toilet stall and press against both walls, then shimmy upwards towards the roof and try and shit in the toilet from above.

I just pulled an Australian Airstrike on that toilet. It made the biggest splash.

Australian Airstrike by Justpulledavinnie May 29, 2022