aloha ahora

A hybrid of Hawaiian and Spanish, meaning now (ahora), but according to how one interprets it (aloha). A friendly version of now, where a person requests that something gets done, but in a harmonious way.

The restaurant server asked if the patron was ready for his main dish, to which he replied, 'aloha ahora'. Yes, he was ready for the main dish, but in whatever way it showed up.

by Doctor Geo Zee January 22, 2021

Ven Aci Ahora

This one sentence is every hispanic kids nightmare. You know you about to get the absolute shit out of you.

Mom:Juan Carlos Ven Aci Ahora
Friend: oooooooh you in trouble.
You: See you in heaven my amigo.

by Smalluncercamsized weewee69 January 16, 2019

Andrew Ahola

A bad ass muther fucking warrior who will rape your lions and destroy your dandelions. He has a 10 ft tall dad who hits him for asking what the weather is like. He gets food for christmas and plays outside all the time. He is a beast.

What are you doing this weekend, Andrew Ahola?

by QuiEli October 21, 2011

ahofag

a person who is not only a ho....but also a fag....even if the person is neither sexually active or homosexual. This could be anyone from co-workers, friends, relatives, your own children, and of course...your mom. People who use this word usually play softball, have the BEST calfs in the world, and have secret homosexual fantasies with themselves and men from India.

Person 1-"Dude, how many sliced pies did you make today?"

Person 2-"I made 10 to begin with and then made 4 more."

Person 1-"GOD SHUT UP!...you're such ahofag.."

Person 2-"umm....ok..I have no idea wtf that means..."

by MellowLaughs November 5, 2011

ahsagi

A underworld clan which has a vegetable leader named Hasagi. he is the godliest cabbage and brocolli. His specialised weapon is carrot. Beware of him during lunchtime as he might sneak veggies in your food.

(Noun) Ahsagi the #1 Veggie clan
(Adverb) That dude is Ahsagily eating vegetables

by Hasagi April 5, 2014

Ahsan

Sexy male found to be the ultimate reason behind female wet dreams.

verb. (female) that guy is so fucking hot. He just made me Ahsan on the spot.

by GbWebb February 22, 2010

Ahsan

The person who originated the first female wet dream. A prototypical genius, amazing at most tasks, and unparalleled in his sexual prowess.

Girl: I just had my first wet dream.
Boy: What did you dream of?
Girl: Ahsan

by the_technician November 28, 2012