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Ahmadinejad

1- Just the Iranian twin brother of George W Bush...

2- A wicked, brainless boy, filled with the desire for destruction, who has gained the power to do so.
Dad: He (his son) has got to be something, look at the the way he is trying to kill the cat. Yesterday I also saw him set the garbage can into fire... he is only 3 now, but he's going to be a politician, a president, someday......

Mom: (:O ????????

Dad (tears of happiness in his eyes): YES! Another ahmadinejad is born!
by Shzz September 16, 2009
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ahamida

The funniest, loudest, and most comical friend you'll ever have. She's hilarious, over dramatic and the biggest people person evah!!!!!
Oh that ahamida she can make you laugh.
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ahammiel on ig also known as maryam is a legend, and deserves the entire world. shes so so so pretty like omg run a truck over me lol,, she's an amazing person so go follow !
ahammiel is the best-est friend ever!!
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ahmadinejad

He ran, for the president of I-ran
We ran together to a tropical Is-land
My man, Mahmoud is known for violence
Smiling, if he can still do it then I can

You ain’t wrong to me, so strong to me, you belong to me
Like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me

I know you say there’s no gays in Iran
But you’re in New York now baby!!!
"Are there homosesuals in Iran, Mr. Ahmadinejad?"

"There are no gays in Iran. So I go to New York"
by TPBr December 25, 2007
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mahmoud ahmadinejad

The controversial leader of Iran who is a complete fuckstick. Contrary to popular right wing beliefs, even liberals hate this pudwhacker. Made of complete evil. mahmoud ahmadinejad, if ever captured should be subject to a mile long line of 8 year olds who are kicking him in his tiny scrotum.
That mahmoud ahmadinejad needs to be raped by a donkey, dickless bastard.
by Ngrhater April 9, 2008
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Negar Ahmadi

Negar Ahmadi is the hottest and nicest girl ever, she'll deny it but she secretly knows it. As soon as you start talking to her you won't be able to stop!
Guy 1: Did you see Negar Ahmadi before?
Guy 2: yeah, she's so nice on the eye and nice to talk to imagine being her friend
Guy 3: I AMMMMMM

*Guy 1&2 bash Guy 3*
by Guest_56319 June 27, 2016
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

The leader of Iran. A power hungry Jew hater. A twat. A liberal's wet dream for future leader of the world. A closet homosexual who masks this fact by being "macho" and calling for the eradication of the nation of Israel.
Person 1: "Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is a twat."
Person 2: "Yeah, what a power hungry Jew hater!"

Liberal Person 1: "OMG! I just had a wet dream about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, in it, he was chaining all infidels to posts and having them beaten for not worshiping Allah!"

Liberal Person 2: "OMG, I want him so badly, we should all suck his cock, and bend over for him. I really hope he would choose me to fuck! His manliness makes my man-pussy quiver, even though he is a madman, and wants nuclear capability to destroy Israel. It's all George Bush's fault. It has nothing at all to do with the fact that his kind of hatred runs back for thousands of years, George Bush started it!"

Liberal 3: "We should solve all this diplomatically, let's have the UN send him a letter asking him not to kill every American and Jew. We can then all have a big orgy in Tehran! Yay!"
by TheGhostDeath March 15, 2008
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