Adulting

Day drinking

Had a bunch of errands I got done, adulting so hard right now.

by Urban donkey show November 15, 2019

Adulting

A term only spoken by retarded mouthbreathers over the age of 18.

- used when doing mundane tasks such as filing taxes, going to work, daily chores, etc.

- used when partying as an adult, but actually acting like a child.

As Brittany drives on the highway to work, she pulls out her phone to take a shit stream of selfies. She must let all of her social media "friends" know that she is #Adulting.

Amber is 36 and slammed jagerbombs all night with her unwed lonely middle aged girlfriends. "Look at how bad we are. We're such a grown-ups #Adulting"

by Jekyll Lal February 24, 2017

Adulting colouring in

A form of mindfulness. Adults tend to participate more when on drugs, primarily ice. Becoming rapidly popular. No talent is required goal is to keep in between the lines.

Person one ‘I did adulting colouring in no breaks for for 12 hrs last night.’

‘That’s fucked up man, are you on drugs?’

by adirtyword September 4, 2020

adulting-ager

What was formerly called a young adult 🤔 age 18-25.

I call these people adulting-ager because although adults in law, they are still adulting, learning how to be responsible adults and failing in the process.

by Crazy Uncle Dimma January 26, 2023

Adulting Degenerate

Adult·ing De·gen·er·ate
noun
/əˈdəltiNG,ˈaˌdəltiNG/. /dəˈjen(ə)rət/
the practice of behaving like a responsible adult, especially the accomplishment of mundane but necessary tasks while balancing a deviant lifestyle.

I live an adulting degenerate lifestyle.

by The Adulting Degenerate July 24, 2023

Adulting Degenerate

Adult·ing De·gen·er·ate
noun
/əˈdəltiNG,ˈaˌdəltiNG/. /dəˈjen(ə)rət/
the practice of behaving like a responsible adult, especially the accomplishment of mundane but necessary tasks while balancing a deviant lifestyle.

Mario is an absolute adulting degenerate, I can’t believe he finished that huge essay after we all partied until 3am.

by The Adulting Degenerate July 24, 2023

advanced adulting

Being so profoundly capable of adulting that you don't even think about it anymore.

"My mortgage is paid off by my credit card that is paid automatically every month and the points are transferred to the airline company for immediate upgrades when traveling for business without surcharges"
"Holy shit dude, you're advanced adulting already"

by JewDoc2 November 9, 2019