Afton: I allways come back
by Padelateldrog December 28, 2018
Okay this is my real name. I'm a scorpio too. So if afton is "sassy" and "everyone wants to date me" then guess what. Just because my name is Afton don't mean i want men all over me "I was in my zone, before you came along, now I'm thinkin maybe you should go." -Megan Trainor. And apparently Scorpio's ruin your life. Either I'm a rare good scorpio or this zodiac sign stuff is meaningless zeal. (It is i'm not superstitious.)
Guy: What's your name?
Me: Afton...
Guy: HER NAME IS AFTON?! CAN I DATE YOU?!
Me: GO KISS A WALL
Guy: But your cute!
Me: *sings all of no by megan trainor*
Guy: You hurt my feelings
Me: IDC now leave or I will yeet you out the window.
Me: Afton...
Guy: HER NAME IS AFTON?! CAN I DATE YOU?!
Me: GO KISS A WALL
Guy: But your cute!
Me: *sings all of no by megan trainor*
Guy: You hurt my feelings
Me: IDC now leave or I will yeet you out the window.
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