Afton

Afton: I allways come back
by Padelateldrog December 28, 2018
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that is me
i am afton.
by super unicorns October 30, 2018
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Okay this is my real name. I'm a scorpio too. So if afton is "sassy" and "everyone wants to date me" then guess what. Just because my name is Afton don't mean i want men all over me "I was in my zone, before you came along, now I'm thinkin maybe you should go." -Megan Trainor. And apparently Scorpio's ruin your life. Either I'm a rare good scorpio or this zodiac sign stuff is meaningless zeal. (It is i'm not superstitious.)
Guy: What's your name?
Me: Afton...
Guy: HER NAME IS AFTON?! CAN I DATE YOU?!
Me: GO KISS A WALL
Guy: But your cute!
Me: *sings all of no by megan trainor*
Guy: You hurt my feelings

Me: IDC now leave or I will yeet you out the window.
by ClubWatAh April 21, 2021
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A place where chlamydia makes headlines and lesbians rule the school
In Afton I got the STD Chlamydia from my lesbian girlfriend
by not from Afton September 03, 2008
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I just got completely Afton'd by that chick
by cunna-linguist June 19, 2021
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a girl that is sexually affiliated with many men at once.
guy #1. "yo, i fucked an afton last night!"
guy #2. "you should probably get checked"
by retroooooooo maaan April 08, 2009
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Very unpleasent, causes discomfort and can cause anal leakage.
Eating too much fruit caused my stomach to afton.
by yffej July 11, 2008
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