afterdog

any ailment one experiences after ingesting a hot dog.

these may include:
unpleasant tasting burps.
hot dog farts.
over all bad taste in mouth.

stay away from chad, he's got some serious afterdog goin on.

by cwick666 July 8, 2010

afterboner

the boner you still have after masturbating or having sex before going flaccid. It usually lasts a minute and makes it hard to put clothes on.

Franklin tried to piss after sex, but his afterboner made pee go everywhere.

by gamervolcano May 4, 2015

Line Afterbangs

sick ass freestyle skis that are extremely buttery and awesome. also pretty much indestructible, made like a skate deck.

I've had Line Afterbangs for 3 seasons and they are still holding up strong, and i can butter way better than all my friends!

by steezcannon13 June 27, 2012

Afterbang

After launching yourself and your snowboard through the air and landing your dopest move, maintain your cool stable landing pose for a second or two and ride into the distance like it ain't no thang.

Yo, check this guy's afterbang, so sick it's like he never left the ground.

by Pimp-X May 10, 2005

afterhonk

When you in the parking lot and you accidentally hit the lock button for your sweet ass ride twice and to sweet ass ride then honks, someone else lurking in the parking lot might try to afterhonk yo ass. And then you can't be a bitch you gotta afterhonk em right back. An afterhonking episode could possibly last for hour if neither afterhonker is a bitch.

Me: Whoops I accidentally honked my horn on my 'Rolla in the Adult Video Megaplex parking lot.

(honk)
Me: Aw hell no I didn't just get afterhonked. You know imma afterhonk em right back.

by UbiquitousNads March 6, 2017

aftersnooze

When you are so tired you can't focus and your afternoon becomes an aftersnooze.

You’re forgiven, it’s Monday aftersnooze.
I worked so hard this morning I'm going to relax this aftersnooze.
Damn. I barely got anything done this aftersnooze.

by Number1SpencerFan June 24, 2019

aftercougar

Old bitch that use to be a cougar but dried out.

Fuck man, lastnight with that aftercougar was rough.

by BigBoyB162019 August 8, 2019