The cleaner, SFW portion of urban dictionary. Most sites after dark is the more mature side, but here after dark is the clean side.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Urban Dictionary after dark
Guy 2: No, what is it?
Guy 3: It's the sfw portion of Urban Dictionary
Guy 2: No, what is it?
Guy 3: It's the sfw portion of Urban Dictionary
by fieldss October 31, 2012
Get the Urban Dictionary After Dark mug.A small amount of semen released a short time after one masturbates.
One masturbates and goes about his business. Then a few minutes (roughly 5-15) later a small drop of batch drips out of the relaxing penis. A nuisance because it dampens the boxers/briefs.
One masturbates and goes about his business. Then a few minutes (roughly 5-15) later a small drop of batch drips out of the relaxing penis. A nuisance because it dampens the boxers/briefs.
John: "Ahh F!"
Pete: "What?"
John: "I just got some afterjack in my drawers."
Pete: "Hate it when that happens."
Pete: "What?"
John: "I just got some afterjack in my drawers."
Pete: "Hate it when that happens."
by Brainstorm April 5, 2009
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by LilBoiRobby May 29, 2018
Get the Alabama afterparty mug.Hey did you get a chance to check out the aftermarket rack on that chick? Must've cost a stack of dead presidents.
by Blankford1 December 7, 2013
Get the Aftermarket rack mug.When two people dreadlock their genital pubes with each other's, creating a bond as strong as the hair roots on each's upper genital area. Can also be called "Hairy Symbiote"
Bro1: I've been feeling so disconnected from the world recently...
Bro2 (down-to-earth guy): I'll help you back down bro, let's try the aftermarket umbilical cord"
Bro2 (down-to-earth guy): I'll help you back down bro, let's try the aftermarket umbilical cord"
by Zeval April 7, 2020
Get the Aftermarket Umbilical Cord mug.After Snoop Dogg's Opera is finished, (Look up Snoop Dogg's Opera) all of the members of the opera and Snoop Dogg, (The conductor) go behind stage and smoke upwards of 70,000 pounds of weed. Once the room is hotboxed, everyone falls asleep and wake up later on to make another performance. It is an ongoing cycle.
Guy: "Do you know what happens after Snoop Dogg's Opera Afterward?
Guy 2: "They (Next Episode Starts Playing) Smoke Weed Everyday!"
Guy 2: "They (Next Episode Starts Playing) Smoke Weed Everyday!"
by dasboot69 May 21, 2020
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Hilary posses for playboy
Bart of Darkness (The Simpsons)
Bart works at a "strip" house
Hilary posses for playboy
Bart of Darkness (The Simpsons)
Bart works at a "strip" house
by -Uncle January 26, 2011
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