affleck

(verb) to assume a role you were never meant to have

Keanu Reeves really afflecked 'The Matrix'

by TwiggyRules September 4, 2013

Afflictionado

Found in clubs, bars and gyms nationwide, the Afflictionado is characterized by fist pumping, general douchiness and a preference for mixed martial arts clothing brands. The afflictionado can be easily spotted by the reflective gold foil, gothic imagery and other toughguy-ish bullshit on their clothing.

That afflictionado's spray tan is the same color as a New Jersey school bus.

by Bronan the Barbarian! December 27, 2010

Affliction

Shirts that douchebags wear

Affliction, Ed Hardy, TapouT. All examples of what's in a douchebag's wardrobe.

by Roc18 September 10, 2009

Afflict

To cause severe physical or mental distress or damage to something or somebody.

The weapon's afflict damages the shield beyond repair.

by Jafje April 15, 2007

ben affleck

No doubt disposable,off with his head.

You piece of junk.
You piece of Affleck.

by darkus May 13, 2005

Affluent Bone Spur Syndrome

A crippling foot condition that plagues wealthy individuals old enough to serve their country while their country is at war and a draft is in effect.

What are all the affluent people not serving in Vietnam? Because they are suffering from Affluent Bone Spur Syndrome deffermemt defirmemt

by Libertatis December 26, 2018

Affliction T Shirt

An Affliction T Shirt is a shirt worn by a guy who is afflicted with a disease called douche-baggary.

Hey look at that guy in the Affliction T Shirt....you think he knows he's a douche bag? Of course he knows he's a douche bag...that's why he's wearing that shirt

by Seaside Tony January 12, 2010