Erophilia

The state of a relationship where both persons involved share an intimacy that can only be described as "couple-esque", yet both parties in said relationship insist on being friends. See mutual friend zone.

"Are they dating?"
"Nah."
"But they just said 'I love you.'"
"Yeah, but it's in an erophilian way."

Erophilia by ThatBandKid July 20, 2014

Aerophobia 

Or 'Aerophobic' - someone who suffers from mild to intense annoyance at being on an Aeroplane, not necessarily out of fear of crashing...

...Mainly because of the lack of leg-room, strangers and their babies, circulated breathing air, terrible food, the temperature and the knowledge you can do nothing about it until you land in 14 hours - The occasional chance of burning up over the Atlantic adds to the feeling of 'Aerophobia'

Sam - "God, it's hot in here. Hey Mike do you want a peanut?"

Mike - Oh God, I have to get out...let me out, I HAVE AEROPHOBIA!!"

Aerophobia by jazz4 March 22, 2011

artophilia

Someone who gets sexuall aroused by art.

John is an artophilia.

artophilia by AshhydraX November 23, 2020

afrophilia 

The uncontrollable urge to have sex with a black person. (Afro-American) Like necrophilia but with live black people. Afrophilia

Jake: Hey Loretta, wanna....?
Loretta: Ooooo does white boy have a case o' some afrophilia?
Jake: Hell yeah I do!

afrophilia by renolean April 1, 2011

agraphilia 

An individual with a fetish or an abnormal affection of Sexual abuse. Either when being abused or abusing another sexually.

#1 Got raped yesterday, felt good.

#2 You're such an Agraphiliac

agraphilia by Kyrenaz December 16, 2017

AeroPhile 

Dashingly hansome and clever.

One who may feel with some confidence that James Bond, Indiana Jones and just about any other hero in history has been modelled in His image.

Widely known to be fertile, endowed, charming, thoughtfull and a considerate lover to those who please him.

One who has been know to crush ememies with a single stern look.

Term used to describe a person of outstanding appearance in tight fitting clothes.

I met this guy last week, I just left his house a few minutes ago, if he didnt have me screaming with pleasure we were playing chess and doing gymnastics. He wouldnt tell me his name, but he was one heck of a contender for AeroPhile.

AeroPhile by flyingbollockofdoom October 16, 2006

Autophilia 

the love for one's car; the urge to have sex with or masturbate to a car; other words may include autopheiliac

"Lets have sex!"
-No Response-
"Don't worry I'll be gentle"
-Still No Response-
"Oh you don't want me to...well then get ready for all your dreams to come true"
-If you haven't figured it out yet he is talking to his car and is suffering from autophilia.

Autophilia by XC Girl June 24, 2008