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Pronounced "ad-vur-tis-muhnt", this word can be used to describe any bodily condition or ailment that was received/transmitted at Bonnaroo 2011. The pioneer of this word is a man known only as "Chris".
Mo: "Huh, that's weird, my neck kinda itches..."
J: "Holy shit, Mo! You've got the fucking advertisement all over yourself! Get away from me... that shits gross!"
Mo: "Ahhh, come on its not that bad! Where's Chris, maybe he can fix it?"
J: "That shit is beyond fixing, Mo."
by JayBay1 June 16, 2011
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In poker, to make a loose play with the intent of looking like a loose player, thus inducing extra action from your opponents later.
Jose Contreras: Wow, I'm calling that motherfucker from now on, he's playing with garbage.
Bruce Lee: He's just advertising you dumb fuck, Johnny is usually tigher than a mouse.
by benny b from the bronx February 22, 2005
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the activity or profession of producing advertisements for commercial products or services.
"an advertising agency"
advertisements collectively.
"despite being instructed to take the signs down, he says he has no intention of removing the advertising"
Equal opportunity is a state of fairness in which job applicants are treated similarly, unhampered by artificial barriers or prejudices or preferences, except when particular distinctions can be explicitly justified.1 According to this often complex and contested concept,2 the intent is that the important jobs in an organization should go to the people who are most qualified – persons most likely to perform ably in a given task – and not go to persons for reasons deemed arbitrary or irrelevant, such as circumstances of birth, upbringing, having well-connected relatives or friends,3 religion, sex,4 ethnicity,4 race, caste,5 or involuntary personal attributes such as disability, age, gender identity, or sexual orientation.
advertising is my job
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Another name for having your barn door open
Sorry my fly was open i was just advertising.
by Kuehlstein February 09, 2018
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When someone says they'll do something or says that they are something, but doesn't follow through on it.
Aw man, he's all advertisement. He says he's brave but he's just a big pussy.
by Xtine Max January 02, 2004
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the stupid shit that gets in your way while trying to watch porn
Sean : dude what are you doing?

Robert : well i was watching porn but this stupid advertiser took me to a online dating site
by @zzhole May 13, 2015
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paying a chick to go around and tell other chicks that u can put the motion in the ocean and sail it with a titanic
dude: i dunno how i'm ever gonna put the moves on anyone beyond high school

dude2: advertisement
by Masta Dragon Red July 13, 2004
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