Assterbate

Masturbating analy. Fingers or the daring fist(s). More unique rituals include feet and possibly penii (penis plural).

For more asstastic fun, see poopy chopsticks

"Oh man that assterbation was awesome."
"yea my foot is brown!"

by BobbyZ December 19, 2003

Sadsturbate

When you cry while masturbating. Usually occurs on a Saturday night after realizing that you'll die alone.

Realized I'll never find true love and decided to sadsturbate the pain and emotional turmoil away.

by Uncle Steve The Crack Addict October 15, 2017

assturbating

The act of anal masturbation using either a finger or another tool.

Alyssa was assturbating during English class today.

by UDadder194 November 25, 2009

Assturbate

Inserting an object up your butt while wanking

Being extra horny, I began to assturbate

by cat litter boy May 4, 2014

Assturbate

To finger the asshole

Susie likes to assturbate, you know, finger her asshole

by David Ware May 12, 2004

appsturbate

to simulate the use of smartphone/i-phone apps for another, in an attempt to show them how necessary/cool it is to have or need to have them.

an explanation of the app's assets by partial demo of said app.
unlike masturbation, appsturbation requires another person as voyeur, if you will, to watch the appsturbator show his/her strokes.

people gathered 'round, as mikey stroked his iphone screen, showing off his latest app. he just needed to appsturbate, then and there. sure it wasn't as good as the full-on, program he used on his home computer, but it would do for now.

by hack'n'slash January 24, 2011

Austerbate

To thrust one's pelvis forward vigorously while in mid-conversation, but be unaware of it. (Air-hump)

-Hey, that guy's Austerbating!

by Austin Hyslop December 3, 2003