A guy that was born in 1889 and spoke very powerfully during his speeches as a politician in Germany. Sadly, due to his rival, Joseph Stalin, who was also a good politician, he died.
People misunderstand him, he asked for a glass of juice from his general, Hans, who had ear surgery at the time. As a result, Hans heard "Gas zhe Jewz", he was simply misunderstood.
People misunderstand him, he asked for a glass of juice from his general, Hans, who had ear surgery at the time. As a result, Hans heard "Gas zhe Jewz", he was simply misunderstood.
Guy 1: "Adolf Hitler sucks!"
Guy 2: "Adolf Hitler helped us! What do you mean!?"
Guy 1: "He did terrible things!"
Guy 2: "No, that was Hans."
Guy 2: "Adolf Hitler helped us! What do you mean!?"
Guy 1: "He did terrible things!"
Guy 2: "No, that was Hans."
by ahahsuahahsha August 16, 2023
by Mrs.Beast.FFZ April 12, 2020
a guy that tried his hand at painting was rejected and then declared war on the world brought down pretty much all of europe under his rule until he got too greedy and tried to fight a war on two fronts killed millions of jews just for the lulz and couldnt face the consequences of being a dick so he shot himself supposedly because there are many claims of him being in chile or argentina!
me:hey how was your vacation in chile?
friend:awesome its such a beautiful country with great mountains,food,women and i met adolf hitler!
me:sounds great....wait what?
friend:awesome its such a beautiful country with great mountains,food,women and i met adolf hitler!
me:sounds great....wait what?
by ALIENSnMONSTERS November 03, 2009
Adolf Hitler was a genocidal bastard and I don't care if there is a heaven, just as long as there is a hell for him.
by Pick one September 24, 2005
(from: The History of the Entire World, I guess By Bill Wurtz) the angry mustache model who hated the Jews for existing.
by Crispy Potato April 22, 2020
a nazi who took over germany in the 1930s and kicked the living shit, literally, out of the jewish people. Fuck you hitler
by adalf hatler November 10, 2009
The president, more of a dictator, of Germany until 1945 when he commited suicide.
Most people think of him as a German, though he's actually AUSTRIAN! He is the reason most people think all German's are nazis.
Most people think of him as a German, though he's actually AUSTRIAN! He is the reason most people think all German's are nazis.
by Konsti November 02, 2005