Activate Windows

Yar - Har - fiddle - dee-dee...

PC: *bobba*
Cap'n: let me reinstarrl yar cpu and me rum cooling loop.
PC: *Activate windows*
Cap'n: ...
PC: STOP! You violated the law!
Distant voice: been too long since I've seen a good brawl!
Cap'n: *goes to toms hardware on iphone*
PC: THEN PAY WITH YO-
*Fans spin down*
*A few hours lateeerrr*
*Hackintosh awakens!*
Cap'n: *rests straw hat after a long days work*
Also Cap'n: *gets some well earned sleep at boot camp*
*Activate windows*
Cap'n: *Jolts awake*
*Realising it had all been a terrible dream the cap'n is confronted know those days are behind them now they are a part of the macster race.*
*Click...* *Click...*
*Boot camp*
*Unsettled Tom*

*Click*

*...*

*Activate windows*
Cap'n: *rubber punches computer*
Cap'n: *Finds the nearest body bag cache* *tosses every componet possible in*
*They knew what they must do*
*Noone could ever trace this back to them*
Cap'n: *Glancing back* *Sees that the iphone has witnessed these events*
*They must also be disposed of* *After all, the apple doesn't fall far...*

by Ellipsis115 April 18, 2019

series of actionable items

I'm not sure what it is, but it definitely isn't a plan.

We had no plan from the previous administration. They simply gave us a series of actionable items.

by Bartholomew Roberts April 8, 2004

beast mode activated

1. being in a state of beastliness and or amazingness.
2. a sexual orientation
better than straight but farthest away from gay

Hitting a full court shot in basketball or fucking 10 girls at once in being in the state of beast mode activated

by BBORCH April 1, 2009

Activate my fall back game

To discretely remove oneself from an unfavourable or embarassing situation.

Marisa: I thought Michelle was waving to me, but it was actually Tyrone, I had to activate my fall back game.

by shinkumienai December 3, 2014

Activated

To be activated is like being triggered, being activated is better than being triggered!

I am so fucking activated right now!!!

by The Stark Knight February 5, 2017

Actionitis

Actionitis is the infectious disease that comes with listening to too much music by the band Action Item, and in effect becoming obsessed. Symptoms may include random outbursts of AI songs, uncontrollable checking of the AI Facebook, Twitter and MySpace pages, and constant swooning over any of the band members. There is no current cure known to man.

Person 1: Did you signup for the Action Item fan club forty seven time???
Person 2: Yep. I have Actionitis. *plays song by Action Item"
Person 1: OMG. Now I've got it too!

by I've got actionitis. November 23, 2010

actionventure

Short for action/adventure

Indiana Jones is one of the best actionventure movies ever.

by Gmagnum GJA November 1, 2009